David Pescovitz at 3:25 pm Mon, Jun 1, 2009
ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING!
Just like Cash4Gold, except the postage-paid envelope comes with a fifth of whiskey and a pair of pliers.
Wow- they’ll actually buy extracted teeth with no gold or metal in them? That’s gross.
If I’m going to sell my gold teeth, I’ll take them to a jeweler to have them appraised first.
Figures, Cash4GoldTeeth.com is already taken but it’s a placeholder/ugly site. :(
Coinci-dental Captcha: phallus own
All I see is the arsehole who owns these and the dissected upper lip he’s getting after being punched in the puss.
Reminds me of the sad fate of Fort Knox. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/biblestudy.asp
oh noes, I hate when that happens. Here’s the Fort Knox link. http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/fort_knox_receives_85_from
I love this blog
You’ll have to pry the gold from my cold, dead teeth. Gold restorations are the best. They last longer than porcelain and they make a nice, soft grinding surface.
that will buy alot of applesauce
Gold? What use is gold. You need silver teeth. It’s you last ditch defense against the lycanthropic hordes.
There’s a really funny FREE iPHone App that is a talking Grillz when you hold it up to your face. It totally reminds me of this!
All I can think of is sacks of sparkling teeth in Nazi death camps… But then again, I tend to have the same issue with shoe drives…
Too much bling on your ding-a-ling?
Can’t pay the bill for your grill?
Come on down to SellYourCockRing.com
We promise the best dollar for your donger-elonger!
Used by funeral directors and not-so-grieving widows nationwide, eh?
“Do you throw out your gold teeth? / Do you see how they roll?”
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