Sell Your Gold Teeth

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16 Responses to “Sell Your Gold Teeth”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Just like Cash4Gold, except the postage-paid envelope comes with a fifth of whiskey and a pair of pliers.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wow- they’ll actually buy extracted teeth with no gold or metal in them? That’s gross.

  3. nanuq says:

    If I’m going to sell my gold teeth, I’ll take them to a jeweler to have them appraised first.

  4. dole says:

    Figures, Cash4GoldTeeth.com is already taken but it’s a placeholder/ugly site. :(

    Coinci-dental Captcha: phallus own

  5. InsertFingerHere says:

    All I see is the arsehole who owns these and the dissected upper lip he’s getting after being punched in the puss.

  6. Johnny Cat says:

    Reminds me of the sad fate of Fort Knox. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/biblestudy.asp

  7. Johnny Cat says:

    oh noes, I hate when that happens. Here’s the Fort Knox link. http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/fort_knox_receives_85_from

  8. Anonymous says:

    I love this blog

  9. Antinous / Moderator says:

    You’ll have to pry the gold from my cold, dead teeth. Gold restorations are the best. They last longer than porcelain and they make a nice, soft grinding surface.

  10. Anonymous says:

    that will buy alot of applesauce

  11. Daemon says:

    Gold? What use is gold. You need silver teeth. It’s you last ditch defense against the lycanthropic hordes.

  12. Anonymous says:

    There’s a really funny FREE iPHone App that is a talking Grillz when you hold it up to your face. It totally reminds me of this!

    http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=312591922&mt=8

  13. Anonymous says:

    All I can think of is sacks of sparkling teeth in Nazi death camps… But then again, I tend to have the same issue with shoe drives…

  14. i_prefer_yeti says:

    Too much bling on your ding-a-ling?

    Can’t pay the bill for your grill?

    Come on down to SellYourCockRing.com

    We promise the best dollar for your donger-elonger!

  15. bwcbwc says:

    Used by funeral directors and not-so-grieving widows nationwide, eh?

  16. snej says:

    “Do you throw out your gold teeth? / Do you see how they roll?”

    http://www.steelydan.com/lyrcountdown.html#track4

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