By David Pescovitz at 3:25 pm Mon, Jun 1, 2009
You’ll have to pry the gold from my cold, dead teeth. Gold restorations are the best. They last longer than porcelain and they make a nice, soft grinding surface.
that will buy alot of applesauce
Gold? What use is gold. You need silver teeth. It’s you last ditch defense against the lycanthropic hordes.
Too much bling on your ding-a-ling?
Can’t pay the bill for your grill?
Come on down to SellYourCockRing.com
We promise the best dollar for your donger-elonger!
Used by funeral directors and not-so-grieving widows nationwide, eh?
“Do you throw out your gold teeth? / Do you see how they roll?”
Wow- they’ll actually buy extracted teeth with no gold or metal in them? That’s gross.
If I’m going to sell my gold teeth, I’ll take them to a jeweler to have them appraised first.
Figures, Cash4GoldTeeth.com is already taken but it’s a placeholder/ugly site. :(
Coinci-dental Captcha: phallus own
All I see is the arsehole who owns these and the dissected upper lip he’s getting after being punched in the puss.
Reminds me of the sad fate of Fort Knox. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/biblestudy.asp
oh noes, I hate when that happens. Here’s the Fort Knox link. http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/fort_knox_receives_85_from
I love this blog
There’s a really funny FREE iPHone App that is a talking Grillz when you hold it up to your face. It totally reminds me of this!
All I can think of is sacks of sparkling teeth in Nazi death camps… But then again, I tend to have the same issue with shoe drives…
Just like Cash4Gold, except the postage-paid envelope comes with a fifth of whiskey and a pair of pliers.
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