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D&D-style map of C++

Cory Doctorow at 11:21 pm Thu, Jun 4, 2009

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Here's a treasure-map showing the relationships of C++ and its many offshoots, proponents, clones and pretenders.

Алёна C++

Coral Cache mirror of map

(Thanks, Fipi Lele!)

Previously:
  • XKCD's log-scale map of the observable universe - Boing Boing
  • Funny map of online communities in the style of a D&D map - Boing ...
  • Kevin Kelly's Internet Mapping Project - Boing Boing

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  • Anonymous

    Needs an object graveyard with lots of zombies.

  • darkbeanie

    Funny that the Memory Management Desert contains references to malloc, realloc and free … but not new and delete.

  • Anonymous

    I need a poster of this.

  • mackenzi

    Did somebody make this? Just go to the library.

  • mackenzi

    It’s illegal to make maps anyway. Something will change. Whatever. The system admins always know when map making is going on, so I don’t even try it. What’s good is actually to use a map from a different city, graph it onto the grid and distribute it freely.

  • Anonymous

    Haha! Bjarne is SAURON, hiding out in the Necromancer’s tower under Mirkwood, see it?

    Presumably he’s torturing Thorin Oakenshield’s relatives in there.

  • Anonymous

    Where’s the Dragon you ask? C++ IS the Dragon! The Dragon Slayers don’t appear on the map (yet?).

  • tim

    C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.

    Java: the best argument for Smalltalk since C++

  • Anonymous

    Dude, real dungeons and dragons maps were made with graph paper, this is more of a LOTR style map. Yes, my geek cred is higher than yours

  • Anonymous

    You didn’t even vote good on the original post. :(

  • poorbot

    I believe I have found my new campaign setting!

  • Daemon

    #1 – So, you’ll basicly be running a programmer’s version of Dungeons and Discourse?

    For explanation, see uber-geeky webcomic, Dresen Codak
    http://dresdencodak.com/2006/12/03/dungeons-and-discourse/
    http://dresdencodak.com/2009/01/27/advanced-dungeons-and-discourse/

  • Anonymous

    Amazing. Beautiful.

    This is going to help so much with my final on Saturday.

  • monstrinho_do_biscoito

    god i hated c++ at university.

    I’m pretty sure it was programming that sent me screaming from the altar of science into the wishwashy world of 3d animation.

  • Wibbly

    It’s more Tolkein than D&D, but whatever …

  • Anonymous

    I’m disappointed Qt wasn’t depicted as a Viking ship…

  • Anonymous

    Where be Dragons?

  • Ian70

    Wow.. this is some -serious- geekery.
    Much too geeky for me, I fear.

  • Anonymous

    Anybody know what program they used to make the map?