Japanese battle underwear


20 Responses to “Japanese battle underwear”

  1. Crispy Critter says:

    Shades of Douglas Adams:

    “A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl’Hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the the G’Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.”

  2. Takuan says:

    do they come in kevlar?

  3. Takuan says:

    ya know, I never could understand why primates evolved with such propensity for mindless male violence and then left the genetic material hanging out waiting to be torn or bitten off in battle. More proof the gods are female. And have a sense of humour.

  4. Anonymous says:

    the husband called these “very expensive underoos” ^_^

  5. nanuq says:

    It’s more likely to prove that “intelligent design” is an oxymoron.

  6. IamInnocent says:

    Love is a battlefield.

  7. the.nicole says:

    the timing couldn’t be better–I hope you don’t mind I re-blogged here: http://www.asianart.org/blog/index.php/2009/06/06/but-whats-under-the-armor/

  8. Anonymous says:

    In my pants.

  9. Big Ed Dunkel says:

    That would go good with a Mets cap.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Looks a little snug.

  11. minTphresh says:

    “Bring me my brown pants!”

  12. mackenzi says:

    Victor’s Secret

  13. Anonymous says:

    @ #14

    yeah there $81

  14. a_user says:

    I can see these selling quite well – just take a saunter down any Japanese subway late on a rainy Friday night to watch well-oiled salarymen imagining they’re carry a katana instead of a rolled up umbrella.

    Ahh samurai damashii, part Arthurian legend, part impossible dream, but the only generally accepted honourable way for real-men to be. Meaning affected gruff voice, scowling eyebrows, rigid bearing, and a morbid fear of showing indecision and inexpertness.

    Kind of like this dude


    I bet Tarantino buys a pair or two.

  15. TokyoCatalog says:

    Nice! only $80? I must get me a pair :\

  16. Bruce Cohen, SpeakerToManagers says:

    Did anyone else initially parse that headline as “Japanese in battle with underwear”? The article itself, while fascinating, was a bit of a disappointment; I was all “At last a worthy successor to Transformers!” before I read it.

  17. The Lizardman says:

    Cool. Not $80 a pair cool, but cool.

  18. 4649 says:

    WoW. These are epic.

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