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Hallmark's radiation-scarred ceramic Star Trek keepsake

Cory Doctorow at 10:24 pm Tue, Jun 9, 2009

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Hallmark's delightful miniature "The Menagerie" is advertised as a way to "relive moments from Star Trek's beloved two-part episode featuring the radiation-scarred Captain Christopher Pike." This would be a great Thanksgiving centerpiece, or topper for your toilet-paper cozy.

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  • Karnuvap

    The most excellent Scott Mills (creator of Basic Instructions comic strip) kindly allows you to ask Captain Pike a question.
    http://basicinstructions.net/?page_id=312

  • Karnuvap

    Sorry – Scott Meyer not Mills.

  • Theremina

    “I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM A LOOOOOT.”

  • DWittSF

    It’d be a great hack to add a little RC unit underneath Pike, so he could wheel around. Another would be to add controls to the lights so Pike could ‘answer’ Yes/No questions like in the original episode.

  • nosehat

    For a second I thought Kirk and Spock were speaking with Davros.

  • planettom

    Bender: I’d only met the defendant, Fry, once, but I knew he was up to no good.
    Zap Brannigan: Use the beeps!

  • Narual

    yeah, what Nosehat said… guess I’m more up on Dr. Who than Star Trek.

  • Adam Stanhope

    IT FUCKING LIGHTS UP?!

    Wow – it really doesn’t get much better than this, does it?

  • Adam Stanhope

    It appears to also be a CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENT!

  • Takuan

    we never do find out what Captain Pike is wearing under that.

  • Anonymous

    My first thought when I saw this was that Kirk and Spock were playing Family Feud.

  • Anonymous

    Does anyone else think Spock just buzzed in ahead of Kirk on some awesome episode of Family Fortunes?

  • Anonymous

    “Dialog from the episode”…? So it goes “boop boop”?

    “Beloved” and “radiation-scarred” together make for a creepy sentence.

  • Chris Tucker

    There’s a video. You forget to mention the video.

    Yes, there’s dialog from the episode and Pike’s light works!

    Oh, what brave new world, that has such tschotkes in it!