Tiny Alien Terrorizes Pakistan


31 Responses to “Tiny Alien Terrorizes Pakistan”

  1. feltmountain says:

    “Terrorizes Pakistan”

    Other way around I think.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I, for one, welcome our tiny alien overlords.

  3. cinemajay says:

    @7, Tak, youtube failage.

    ” This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.”

    /I’m in the US, btw…

  4. Pantograph says:

    Grey pride Galaxy wide.

  5. mackenzi says:

    It’s little, dark, ugly, & i bet it can’t fix anything. No wonder no one wants to eat it.

  6. Anonymous says:

    we’re not about to be abused and mistreated like this any longer. our tiny voices will be heard, and our ray guns will singe the ankles of any human who threatens our people. you thought cthulhu was terrifying? wait until you experience the wrath of tiny alien underlords!

  7. cognitive dissonance says:


    i agree, it would only be worse if the children were chronic bed wetters… i believe that would finally stamp their ticket to serial killer town.

  8. mcn says:

    @9 – I love you.

  9. Takuan says:

    it was only tangentially funny anyway.

  10. Takuan says:

    my god! this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!


  11. Anonymous says:

    This is obviously a fake. Everyone knows aliens only show up in rural America when no one else is around.

  12. dainel says:

    In Malaysia, they’re called “toyol”. Not aliens from another planet. But more “weird creatures” along the lines of bigfoot. But really small. A couple of inches tall. Supposedly, they like to suck on the big toes of sleeping people. I don’t know why.

  13. Ian70 says:

    -Someone- is making money off of this… but I can’t yet figure out who it is.

    Follow The Money.

  14. ryuubu says:

    Wow. This deserves a psychological investigation.

    I bet these people even believe what they’re saying. The ugly side of the human psyche.

  15. mypalmike says:

    In other news, the son of God appeared in Jerusalem at some point in the distant past.

  16. Mr_Voodoo says:

    I want to believe…

    …it’s not a turd.

  17. rAMPANTiDIOCY says:

    it was alive when they found it. . . they just happened to stone and burn it to death before the cameras arrived.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Looks delicious. I think they overcooked it though thats what all the fuss is about.

  19. Cowicide says:

    I wonder if tiny aliens taste like chicken?

  20. Anonymous says:

    That makes sense. The most significant scientific discovery in possibly all of human existance, and some kids stick it in a bottle and poke it until it dies.

    Also, it looks like a cheesy doll from the Dollar Store.

  21. Richard Metzger says:

    I appreciate their CONVICTION and SINCERITY!

    Every single one of them is a liar. It’s astonishing. And funny. The newsreader doesn’t even call bullshit on it.

  22. Anonymous says:

    The children who put it on hot bricks to burn its skin will likely grow up to be criminals. Early intervention is necessary.

  23. Horned_one24 says:

    It’s a street light!

  24. Anonymous says:

    At first I thought it looked like they put garnish on the plate.

  25. Herby says:

    They found the Tiny Alien Pilot from Men in Black.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Even though it’s burned up, I think it’s a Bratz doll. Appears to have to the same type of body and oversized head.

  27. Pantograph says:

    Isn’t that headline backwards? Clearly the alien was terrorized (and subsequently lynched) by the Pakistanis.

    I demand a full investigation and swift intervention by the Zeta Reticuli Rapid Reaction Force. Stamp out specieism and Earth chauvinism now! Grey Power!

  28. Anonymous says:

    Thanks for that link, I get sick of USA people posting USA only stuff, now I can return the favour.

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