Wicked Klingon-style blades for kids' furniture and toys

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16 Responses to “Wicked Klingon-style blades for kids' furniture and toys”

  1. David Shawn says:

    I have read it somewhere that he has three heads, nine eyes and eight arms, with blue clouds coming from his mouth, flamed wheels under his feet, and all kinds of powerful weapons in his hands. He needs only to shout for clouds to turn into rain. He cuts his own flesh and commits suicide to save his father, fights the dragon king, and overturns the universe.
    David From Causes Of Divorce Blog.

  2. Brainspore says:

    No steel-wool blanket?

  3. Anonymous says:

    And the design wins the following awards:
    1. Worst Idea ever.
    2. Most Dangerous crib for a baby.
    3. Most Childish Parent ever…

  4. oaklandmax says:

    I want a smaller version of this to use as a gravy boat! Drunk dinner guests beware!

  5. Anonymous says:

    This is the worst. I cannot imagine a worse idea. Nothing is worse than this. Nothing.

  6. NotACat says:

    You just know there’s some geek somewhere shouting “must have!!11″ in faux-Klingon.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Looks nice, but somehow I don’t think I’m going to hang blades over my son’s crib.

  8. Keppoch says:

    Forget the kids. *I* would be too clumsy around furniture like this!

  9. Xopher says:

    I suppose if the kid had Wolverine-like regenerative powers, this would be OK. Not otherwise.

  10. Robert says:

    The “Secret Book of Cool Weapons” is pretty interesting, but not so much for the pointy Motorola and Mercedes logos.

  11. PaulR says:

    But, but, but, it’ll scratch the varnish on the floor!

  12. Dewi Morgan says:

    Very cool. I’m also wondering what a baby would be like, brought up in such an environment. I suspect he’d learn quickly that sharp things bad, and would be comparatively safe around them.

    I’ll leave it to crazier people than I to actually *run* this experiment, though.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I can’t see letting any of my monsters^H^H^H^H^H I mean kids around that type of stuff, they would kill each other.

    It does look good though.

  14. JJR1971 says:

    Hey, look everybody! Dethklok lead singer Nathan Explosion’s baby crib! How cool is that….

  15. laderoda says:

    You mean this ISN’T the sort of furniture you’re supposed to use for your children? Huh.

    Oops…gotta run. My son’s playing with that Bowie knife of his again. It was cute when he was 2, but now that he’s 3….

  16. Takuan says:

    for Necromonger larvae.

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