Turn zombie game into Benny Hill game

StevenF has a great lazyweb idea: a simple game-mod would turn the terrifying and brilliant multiplayer zombie combat game Left 4 Dead into Benny Hill, the Game:

1. Start with "Left 4 Dead"
2. Replace all weapons with slapping attacks
3. Replace all zombie models with half naked women, nuns, and policemen
4. Replace writing-on-wall textures with terrible puns and one-liners
5. Replace music with "Yakety Sax"

Result: Benny Hill, The Video Game

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remmelt

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Anonymous

6. Profit!!!
Anonymous

Given the way the files are stored, replacing individual music cues in the game is easy. The key is to not replace everything, but just have it punctuate critical moments. Replacing just the “Taaaank.wav” clips works quite well.
Daemon

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Anonymous

6. Speed up game by factor of 5
Anonymous

Just try playing L4D to Yakety Sax in the first place. I lol’d.
Anonymous

Now THAT would be frightening.
Anonymous

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Zergonapal

No! Its too dangerous! The sheer awesome could implode the interwebs!
Anonymous

I wouldn’t play Left 4 Dead, but I would be sold in an instant on Benny Hill: The Game.
Sleeper

I’m detecting massive quantities of lulz!
Anonymous

Note: Yakety Sax makes every first person shooter funnier.
Agies

How dare they do this when they should be supporting the Benny Hill Show DVDs like they promised. I have lost faith in Thames Television.
Anonymous

@agies

Hi-larious my good sir.
octopussoup

PLay as Benny, or the other two regulars. I’d play as that short litle old bald guy all the time.
hoffmanbike

i’m currently running the “Macho Man Randy Savage” voice mod and it’s hilarious; this mod would be purely amazing. DO WANT!
Trent Hawkins

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=cBbnJN5JFyg

OMG it works so well