"Adult toy" for dogs


41 Responses to “"Adult toy" for dogs”

  1. Jeff9821 says:

    Man, if we would just legalize hump houses, this would all be a moot point.

  2. Stefan Jones says:

    #14: “Er, the dog’s weight? Um, ah, mmmm, he’s umm, ahhh about my weight. Yeah, he’s one of those St. Bernadines.”

  3. Anonymous says:

    “So are they going to be sold on a lease?”

    No, on a leash.


  4. Anonymous says:

    People should know that excessive leg humping isn’t a problem for most dogs, and gentle redirection can usually discourage the behavior in young dogs before it becomes a habit. Dogs who are humping legs has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with how much the dog respects you. I’ve had male dogs my whole life, and the only two who had a humping problem were dogs that had been abused before we adopted them, and were not all right in the head in other ways as well. A normal dog doesn’t need a surrogate partner. I agree, this is a solution for a problem humans have, not dogs.

  5. DonkeyKong says:

    Haha I can’t believe some of you people asking for the price of this
    thing… I mean, it’s a sex toy for your dog. Dogs are not people, people,
    they’re animals. Imagine trying to get a sex toy for your pet gerbil.
    It ain’t happenin’. I know back in the day gerbil’s WERE the sex toy.
    I can’t believe that this would actually be sold across the country,
    but, I always knew the French were a little … touched bahaha!!

  6. Deidzoeb says:

    Don’t they make some version of this for “harvesting” swine semen, a dummy for the hog to mount? The bitch version could probably be modified for use with purebred dog semen collection.

    MAKERS, there’s your next hack!

  7. Anonymous says:

    #26 I was thinking a similar thing, this might be cool for semen collection for dogs, they have AV’s for horses, which is pretty much the same thing, a condom thing inside that collects the semen after the horse mounts the dummy…put a baggie in there for the dog, collect the semen…perfect for AI *shrugs* unless the breeder prefers manual stimulation?

  8. Anonymous says:

    How about just neutering your damn dog!?! Serious breeders would never need such a device, it’s for all those guys who are too macho to fix their dogs! this is a big pet peeve of mine, especially when they bring their un-neutered dogs to the dog park and wind up causing all kinds of trouble…

  9. vonnegutlives says:

    I’m watching last night’s Conan as I’m writing this, and he just mentioned this thing in his opening monologue. Funny coincidence.

  10. Stefan Jones says:

    After looking at the site, I’m highly suspicious.

    The images of the doll look like CGI. The images of the white dog humping the doll look photoshopped.

    I think this is an artist pulling our legs. (Which is a bit more polite than humping them.)

    The picture above looks real, however; was it from another source?

  11. Anonymous says:

    My dog most respect the hell out of me

  12. Antinous / Moderator says:

    “For dogs”. That’s funny.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Finally, I can give my lassie a break and still satisfy my bestiality fetish. I wonder if I can get this in border collie model, though?
    Zoophilla Rocks!!!

  14. JoshuaTerrell says:

    I dunno. Sounds like a good idea to me.

  15. wetzel says:

    That’ll make hair grow on your paws!

  16. Anonymous says:

    Dude, a dog can LICK itself. What more could it ask for?

  17. Anonymous says:

    Cleaning shouldn’t be a problem. Just throw it in the dish washer.

  18. Anonymous says:

    “easy to clean reservoir.” How do you train your dog to clean it?

  19. ill lich says:

    The doll *comes* in three sizes, or the dog does?

    And how do you know which size your dog prefers?

  20. Anonymous says:

    Coming soon to a neighborhood near you: More anxious, frustrated, barking bitches.

  21. evilsciencechick says:

    It looks like a big kong toy. Can you fill it with peanut butter when he’s feeling more hungry than amorous?

  22. Anonymous says:

    i wanna know who would do the cleaning of this toy..?

  23. Category says:

    I believe this will be used by more humans than animals.

    Disgusting, but highly likely.

  24. Anonymous says:

    “Sexist. Where’s the toy for girl dogs?”

    He made one but then it started humping his leg.

  25. tiffney_02019 says:

    My dog wants one.

  26. Jerril says:

    #8: In that case, better than the alternative (a real dog).

  27. Anonymous says:

    does this thing work? Hav you seen the dog do it to this thing? don’t the dog’s penis split and lock during intercourse? So i guess it’ll lock to this thingY? haha

  28. shMerker says:

    My girlfriend’s dog has a stuffed animal that she likes to hump vigorously in front of people. She’d probably love one of these. The dog would, I mean.

  29. dr.hypercube says:

    Most leg-humping I’ve seen has little or nothing to do with sex. It’s an expression of dominance. Has this guy ever even seen dogs do the deed? Is there an inflatable clamp to simulate the tie? Scent pads for Eau d’Heat? C’mon. Once again, the problem walks on 2 legs.

    • Anonymous says:

      Why is it when ever something sexual comes up relating to dogs, there is always someone who claims that dogs are not sexual creatures….as if the sexual universe only includes HUMANS and all other species have sex only as an impulse to procreate based on hormonal influences and drives.

      Dogs are VERY sexual and while I agree that some humping is dominance based, sexually intact male dogs (and surprisingly enough, SPAYED bitches….I know the reason why, but it would be too much digression to explain here), need release…..JUST like people do!

  30. oyvinja says:

    “Easy to clean reservoir”, eh?
    In these times of economic recession, I bet it won’t take long before this toy creates a whole new line of jobs; the dog jizz cum cleaner. Or, as I’m sure it will officially be called: The canine pleasure technician.
    He will come by your house a couple of times a week and clean out the DoggieLover for you. For a nominal fee.
    I’m sure there are people out there who’ll do it.

  31. Anonymous says:

    They don’t have pricing yet, but I gotta wonder how this compares with having the dog neutered (which your local humane society will often do for cheap — nobody wants more unwanted puppies).

  32. Anonymous says:

    Someone screwed the pooch.

  33. nanuq says:

    I foresee marketing problems ahead. Can you imagine walking into a store to buy one of these things?

  34. Anonymous says:

    If if it flies floats or f**ks it’s cheaper to rent it…

    So are they going to be sold on a lease?

  35. Anonymous says:

    Sexist. Where’s the toy for girl dogs?

  36. Anonymous says:

    our dog max has a bad hip problem and the doctor said not to mate him with another dog he humps people’s legs and well anything else that moves..this looks like the perfect thing for him. :)

  37. dr.hypercube says:

    Anon @12 – neutering – though often a great idea – is not always a solution for leg humping. It’s a behavioral issue – I’ve seen bitches go after a convenient leg (no, they didn’t manage ejaculation, either *grin*). I’m sure these canines are frustrated, but I’m doubtful that they’re ‘sexually repressed’. There are very specific signals that let a dog know that it’s time. Not to get too old school, but ye olde ‘haircut and a job’ works wonders – haircut optional in this case.

  38. Daemon says:

    I have the disconcerting feeling that most of the purchases won’t actually be for use by dogs.

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