Comments on: "Adult toy" for dogs http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Mon, 20 May 2013 14:50:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Jeff9821 http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555522 Jeff9821 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555522 Man, if we would just legalize hump houses, this would all be a moot point. Man, if we would just legalize hump houses, this would all be a moot point.

]]> By: Stefan Jones http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555268 Stefan Jones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555268 #14: "Er, the dog's weight? Um, ah, mmmm, he's umm, ahhh about my weight. Yeah, he's one of those St. Bernadines." #14: “Er, the dog’s weight? Um, ah, mmmm, he’s umm, ahhh about my weight. Yeah, he’s one of those St. Bernadines.”

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-557115 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-557115 "So are they going to be sold on a lease?" No, on a leash. Neshobanakni “So are they going to be sold on a lease?”

No, on a leash.

Neshobanakni

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555324 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555324 People should know that excessive leg humping isn't a problem for most dogs, and gentle redirection can usually discourage the behavior in young dogs before it becomes a habit. Dogs who are humping legs has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with how much the dog respects you. I've had male dogs my whole life, and the only two who had a humping problem were dogs that had been abused before we adopted them, and were not all right in the head in other ways as well. A normal dog doesn't need a surrogate partner. I agree, this is a solution for a problem humans have, not dogs. People should know that excessive leg humping isn’t a problem for most dogs, and gentle redirection can usually discourage the behavior in young dogs before it becomes a habit. Dogs who are humping legs has nothing to do with sex, and everything to do with how much the dog respects you. I’ve had male dogs my whole life, and the only two who had a humping problem were dogs that had been abused before we adopted them, and were not all right in the head in other ways as well. A normal dog doesn’t need a surrogate partner. I agree, this is a solution for a problem humans have, not dogs.

]]> By: DonkeyKong http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-1128509 DonkeyKong Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1128509 Haha I can't believe some of you people asking for the price of this thing... I mean, it's a sex toy for your dog. Dogs are not people, people, they're animals. Imagine trying to get a sex toy for your pet gerbil. It ain't happenin'. I know back in the day gerbil's WERE the sex toy. I can't believe that this would actually be sold across the country, but, I always knew the French were a little ... touched bahaha!! Haha I can’t believe some of you people asking for the price of this
thing… I mean, it’s a sex toy for your dog. Dogs are not people, people,
they’re animals. Imagine trying to get a sex toy for your pet gerbil.
It ain’t happenin’. I know back in the day gerbil’s WERE the sex toy.
I can’t believe that this would actually be sold across the country,
but, I always knew the French were a little … touched bahaha!!

]]> By: Deidzoeb http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-556111 Deidzoeb Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-556111 Don't they make some version of this for "harvesting" swine semen, a dummy for the hog to mount? The bitch version could probably be modified for use with purebred dog semen collection. MAKERS, there's your next hack! Don’t they make some version of this for “harvesting” swine semen, a dummy for the hog to mount? The bitch version could probably be modified for use with purebred dog semen collection.

MAKERS, there’s your next hack!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-1153617 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-1153617 Why is it when ever something sexual comes up relating to dogs, there is always someone who claims that dogs are not sexual creatures....as if the sexual universe only includes HUMANS and all other species have sex only as an impulse to procreate based on hormonal influences and drives. Dogs are VERY sexual and while I agree that some humping is dominance based, sexually intact male dogs (and surprisingly enough, SPAYED bitches....I know the reason why, but it would be too much digression to explain here), need release.....JUST like people do! Why is it when ever something sexual comes up relating to dogs, there is always someone who claims that dogs are not sexual creatures….as if the sexual universe only includes HUMANS and all other species have sex only as an impulse to procreate based on hormonal influences and drives.

Dogs are VERY sexual and while I agree that some humping is dominance based, sexually intact male dogs (and surprisingly enough, SPAYED bitches….I know the reason why, but it would be too much digression to explain here), need release…..JUST like people do!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-557662 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-557662 #26 I was thinking a similar thing, this might be cool for semen collection for dogs, they have AV's for horses, which is pretty much the same thing, a condom thing inside that collects the semen after the horse mounts the dummy...put a baggie in there for the dog, collect the semen...perfect for AI *shrugs* unless the breeder prefers manual stimulation? #26 I was thinking a similar thing, this might be cool for semen collection for dogs, they have AV’s for horses, which is pretty much the same thing, a condom thing inside that collects the semen after the horse mounts the dummy…put a baggie in there for the dog, collect the semen…perfect for AI *shrugs* unless the breeder prefers manual stimulation?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-589418 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-589418 How about just neutering your damn dog!?! Serious breeders would never need such a device, it's for all those guys who are too macho to fix their dogs! this is a big pet peeve of mine, especially when they bring their un-neutered dogs to the dog park and wind up causing all kinds of trouble... How about just neutering your damn dog!?! Serious breeders would never need such a device, it’s for all those guys who are too macho to fix their dogs! this is a big pet peeve of mine, especially when they bring their un-neutered dogs to the dog park and wind up causing all kinds of trouble…

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-877676 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-877676 thumbs up!! thumbs up!!

]]> By: vonnegutlives http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555137 vonnegutlives Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555137 I'm watching last night's Conan as I'm writing this, and he just mentioned this thing in his opening monologue. Funny coincidence. I’m watching last night’s Conan as I’m writing this, and he just mentioned this thing in his opening monologue. Funny coincidence.

]]> By: Stefan Jones http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555651 Stefan Jones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555651 After looking at the site, I'm highly suspicious. The images of the doll look like CGI. The images of the white dog humping the doll look photoshopped. I think this is an artist pulling our legs. (Which is a bit more polite than humping them.) The picture above looks real, however; was it from another source? After looking at the site, I’m highly suspicious.

The images of the doll look like CGI. The images of the white dog humping the doll look photoshopped.

I think this is an artist pulling our legs. (Which is a bit more polite than humping them.)

The picture above looks real, however; was it from another source?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555402 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555402 @17 My dog most respect the hell out of me @17
My dog most respect the hell out of me

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555151 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555151 "For dogs". That's funny. “For dogs”. That’s funny.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555408 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555408 Finally, I can give my lassie a break and still satisfy my bestiality fetish. I wonder if I can get this in border collie model, though? Zoophilla Rocks!!! Finally, I can give my lassie a break and still satisfy my bestiality fetish. I wonder if I can get this in border collie model, though?
Zoophilla Rocks!!!

]]> By: JoshuaTerrell http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555158 JoshuaTerrell Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555158 I dunno. Sounds like a good idea to me. I dunno. Sounds like a good idea to me.

]]> By: wetzel http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555162 wetzel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555162 That'll make hair grow on your paws! That’ll make hair grow on your paws!

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555164 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555164 Dude, a dog can LICK itself. What more could it ask for? Dude, a dog can LICK itself. What more could it ask for?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-556962 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-556962 Cleaning shouldn't be a problem. Just throw it in the dish washer. Cleaning shouldn’t be a problem. Just throw it in the dish washer.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555683 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555683 "easy to clean reservoir." How do you train your dog to clean it? “easy to clean reservoir.” How do you train your dog to clean it?

]]> By: ill lich http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555174 ill lich Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555174 The <i>doll</i> *comes* in three sizes, or the dog does? And how do you know which size your dog prefers? The doll *comes* in three sizes, or the dog does?

And how do you know which size your dog prefers?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-556972 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-556972 Coming soon to a neighborhood near you: More anxious, frustrated, barking bitches. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you: More anxious, frustrated, barking bitches.

]]> By: evilsciencechick http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555183 evilsciencechick Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555183 It looks like a big kong toy. Can you fill it with peanut butter when he's feeling more hungry than amorous? It looks like a big kong toy. Can you fill it with peanut butter when he’s feeling more hungry than amorous?

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-957618 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-957618 i wanna know who would do the cleaning of this toy..? i wanna know who would do the cleaning of this toy..?

]]> By: Category http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555192 Category Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555192 I believe this will be used by more humans than animals. Disgusting, but highly likely. I believe this will be used by more humans than animals.

Disgusting, but highly likely.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-556985 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-556985 <i>"Sexist. Where's the toy for girl dogs?"</i> He made one but then it started humping his leg. “Sexist. Where’s the toy for girl dogs?”

He made one but then it started humping his leg.

]]> By: tiffney_02019 http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-703929 tiffney_02019 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-703929 My dog wants one. My dog wants one.

]]> By: Jerril http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555200 Jerril Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555200 #8: In that case, better than the alternative (a real dog). #8: In that case, better than the alternative (a real dog).

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-747716 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-747716 does this thing work? Hav you seen the dog do it to this thing? don't the dog's penis split and lock during intercourse? So i guess it'll lock to this thingY? haha does this thing work? Hav you seen the dog do it to this thing? don’t the dog’s penis split and lock during intercourse? So i guess it’ll lock to this thingY? haha

]]> By: shMerker http://boingboing.net/2009/07/30/adult-toy-for-dogs.html#comment-555204 shMerker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-555204 My girlfriend's dog has a stuffed animal that she likes to hump vigorously in front of people. She'd probably love one of these. The dog would, I mean. My girlfriend’s dog has a stuffed animal that she likes to hump vigorously in front of people. She’d probably love one of these. The dog would, I mean.

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