Jesus in caked-on cooking grease


47 Responses to “Jesus in caked-on cooking grease”

  1. Moriarty says:

    I immediately saw Nietzsche.

  2. Lobster says:

    It looks a lot more like Jesus than most of the random stains, but I still resent that “any humanoid form with facial hair” is Jesus and “any humanoid form without facial hair” is Mary.

  3. Anonymous says:

    why is Jesus smelling the back of a rottweilers head.

  4. Tian says:

    It looks like the old man on Zig Zag cigarette paper.

  5. Hal Eckhart says:

    Can I has Jeezburger?

  6. Permanent4 says:

    That’s not Jesus. That’s Kenny Loggins.

    Why’d you think it was Jesus? Because your mama don’t dance, and your daddy don’t rock’n’roll.

  7. Anonymous says:

    All are mistaken.

    It is clearly the image of my personal saviour Flying Spaghetti Monster extending his noodly appendage in a glorious act of unconditional love.


  8. Omir the Storyteller says:

    Looks more to me like the guy on the Zig Zag cigarette paper packets.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Definitely Manson.

  10. lzygenius says:

    I keep seeing Chtulhu.

  11. TheCrawNotTheCraw says:

    Why would anyone think that Jesus would manifest his image as a burnt grease stain on a pan?

    To “show” us that He Is Everywhere?

    And who stares at a grease stain and sees the face of Christ? This is really more like a Rorschach test, where every image presented reminds the patient of the same thing…

  12. Anonymous says:

    Jesus is Lard.

  13. Teapunk says:

    Could be Mohammed, too.
    Or Charlton Heston.
    Or Moses.

    Do these things actually only happen in summer?

  14. Brainspore says:

    …I still resent that “any humanoid form with facial hair” is Jesus and “any humanoid form without facial hair” is Mary.

    Especially since it’s not at all clear that Jesus actually had a beard. (I’ll take it on faith that Mary was beardless, though.)

  15. mdh says:

    I think it looks a lot like that famous photo of Ruby shooting Oswald.

  16. tim says:

    It’s obviously Kusari and Bun-bun

  17. Anonymous says:

    I second the Jim Morrison take on it.

  18. freeyourcrt says:

    Yep, that’s him. I’d know him anywhere.

  19. Anonymous says:

    yes i am sure Jesus appears as caked grease on frying pans….HEATHENS

  20. Anonymous says:

    Thomas Jefferson snorgling a puppy.

  21. mdh says:

    even Jesus has a carbon footprint!

  22. benher says:

    I thought of a young Marx…

  23. Anonymous says:

    what they never tell is that it took 3,279,301 tries with as many burgers.

  24. Brainspore says:

    Can I eat that burger or would it be sacralicious?

  25. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Jerry Garcia to me.

  26. Anonymous says:


  27. Avram / Moderator says:

    MDH @1, well, sure, haven’t you heard that famous parable about walking on the beach? At the most troubled times in your life, Jesus is mitigating carbon emissions for you.

  28. Antinous / Moderator says:

    It’s clearly Jim Morrison.

  29. Teresa Nielsen Hayden says:

    Can’t be Jesus; he’s wearing an 18th-century wig.

  30. Anonymous says:

    Staring at it it looks like he’s biting a calf on the back of its skull as it shrieks in pain. Enjoy that burger for sure.

  31. Anonymous says:

    I think it looks more like Rasputin.

  32. Anonymous says:

    A total non sequitor : All of these Jesus faces on baking trays, buildings and burgers buns could just as easily be Charles Manson faces.

  33. Halloween Jack says:

    If he’d only fried up a Full English, he could have had the apostles, too.

  34. Anonymous says:

    Who knew Jesus and the Zig Zag dude were the same person?

  35. EricT says:

    Gee I was going to say it looked more like Al Pacino in Carlito’s Way basking in the glow of my cleverness.

  36. nanuq says:

    It’s a sign! Vegans are the tools of the devil!

  37. Alan says:

    Y’all are crazy! It’s definitely the Zig Zag man.

  38. Anonymous says:

    Looks like Charles Manson to me.

  39. Anonymous says:

    i saw zig zag man, then jim morrison

  40. Anonymous says:

    Definitely Jim Morrison taking his last bath. How could anyone think differently?

  41. Anonymous says:

    Why is Jesus devouring a rat with his face tentacles?

  42. Anonymous says:

    Looks like the dude on the Zig-Zag papers.

  43. fsck says:

    Get in on eBay, quick! Virgin Mary on toast went for about $30k some time back – albeit to the same class outfit which bought advertising space on some woman’s breasts.

  44. Doomstalk says:

    Looks more like Alan Moore to me.

  45. Anonymous says:

    it’s marx. oops…

  46. Phikus says:

    Jesus fucks puppies? Who knew?

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