A Few More Questions


22 Responses to “A Few More Questions”

  1. Anonymous says:

    there’s a town in Canada called Dildo, it’s in Newfoundland, I’m sure some might choose there

  2. foobar says:

    Victoria is a sweetheart, but she’s 87 years old. No teeth, though.

    Stay away from Calgary. She’ll give you herpes.

  3. andyhavens says:

    1. If you were designing your own superhero costume, how would you accessorize?
    f. Egypt

    2. What part of Canada would you most like to sleep with?
    f. The fat part

    3. Burrito is to Chimichanga as
    e. often as they like

    4. What’s the worst thing you can say to a mugger?
    e. I’m going to pretend I have a gun. It’s really just my finger, but I’m ape-shit crazy and actually believe it’s a gun. When you fail to die after I shoot you with my finger/gun, I will become confused, then shocked, then troubled, then crazed, and then have a fit of some kind, a la grand mal seizures. Don’t be alarmed. It has happened before. As I lay twitching on the ground, you will be able to take my money, watch, jewelry, etc. As you are doing so, though, I will pull out my *other* gun and kill you.

    5. Your butler tells you that your yacht cleaner will take two hours longer than expected. What do you do?
    c. Love the dirty yacht life for two more sweet, sweet hours.

    6. You fall into a space-time portal and land in Hitler’s 7th birthday party. What do you do?
    c. Fail to find someone who speaks English. Die from Spanish Flu.

  4. techdeviant says:

    1. d. Gun

    Who needs courage when you have a gun?

  5. noen says:

    No capes!!

  6. Lastard says:

    I wish these were interview questions. They are certainly more intelligent than what you usually get!

  7. cory says:

    Victoria is the most beautiful thing in Canada. In fact, my sidekick will be named ‘Port Victoria, and have the ability to teleport.

  8. buddy66 says:


    Okay. That’s funny.

  9. dr.psilo says:


  10. Anonymous says:

    Oh man. I had a hard time not laughing my ass off for #6 here at work.

    And y’know, Gary Busey and Nick Nolte really are two sides of Mexican cuisine. I’m happy that I am no longer alone in this observation. Kudos.

  11. sparkplug says:

    The answers are all b. Lame!

  12. dainel says:

    I can imagine a story where 6b is actually true. After committing the deed, our hero gets zapped 50 years ahead to 1945. Just before he shoots himself, our “victim” explains to the hero why he did the things he did. Our hero then spends the rest of his life trying to get back again in order to do 6a.

  13. luketheobscure says:

    I must have missed that memo where we decided child molestation was funny.

  14. GuidoDavid says:

    Meh, a Prince Albert Island would be funnier.

  15. EricT says:

    1) D Capes are bad
    2) B Cause it rhymes with…
    3) B Remember Nolte In Rich Man Poor Man…Man he rocked and I hated it when Falcon Eddy killed him
    4) C unless you are in the state of #1
    5) A Muahahahahah
    6) A cause it’s the right thing to do

  16. Anonymous says:

    I would have picked Dildo, only because there’s another one nearby (South Dildo) and Heart’s Delight, Heart’s Desire and Come-By-Chance are in the area as well.

  17. Phikus says:

    All of the above.

  18. Modusoperandi says:

    2 is obviously E, as that’s a whole province. The rest are just cities. Also, PEI is the only one that’ll spoon afterwards.

  19. Nukalibre says:

    Child molestation isn’t funny.

    Jokes about child molestation can be hilarious.

  20. buddy66 says:

    prove it.

  21. GreyTheory says:

    This test is biased against Canadians.. they can only answer A.

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