Maybe it’s because I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, but this was the best thing I’ve heard all day.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389×6206640

“Much of the debate hinged on the difference between being “born” or “created” and being “begotten”"

The document released by the Obama camp was a Certification of Live Birth, freshly created in 2007 by Hawaiian officials at the request of the Obama campaign, based on Hawaii’s computerised records, not the original hand-written long-form “Certificate of Live Birth”, created by the hospital at the time of Mr Obama’s birth.

A Certificate of Live Birth contains more information, including the hospital name, and the name of the attending physician.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8171314.stm

Mars => “Red Planet” => Red => “color of COMMUNISM!” => Obama is a communist!

OMG WE’RE DOOMED!

You know, I wouldn’t be nearly so worried about these phuqtards if it weren’t for the fact that organized mobs of them aren’t packing town hall meetings to spew talking points and play “rattle the congressman.”

http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/08/03/msnbc_taitz/

They’re actually even stupider than Young-Earth Creationists, because at least the YECs believe that a being with divine powers faked up all the evidence to deceive His creation because he’s a childish prankster and sadistic monster who made us with intellect so that if we use it we could go to Hell and He can torture us eternally, yuk yuk.

The birthers believe the Democrats did things that they couldn’t have done without divine powers, yet the birthers ascribe no such powers to the Democrats.

Birthers…even Young-Earth Creationists are laughing at you. Must be the relief of no longer being the most single-minded and willfully stupid people on the planet.

In the same vein, to all the birthers in La, La Land, it is on you to prove to all of us that your assertion is true, if there are people who were there and support your position then show us the video (everyone has a price), either put up or frankly shut-up. I heard Orly Taitz, is selling a tape (I think it’s called “Money, Lies and Video tape”). She is from Orange County, CA, now I know what the mean when they say “behind the Orange Curtain”, when they talk about Orange County, the captial of Conspiracy Theories. You know Obama has a passport, he travel abroad before he was a Senator, but I guess he fooled them too?

Here’s a $10,000 donation if you do:

http://news.prnewswire.com/DisplayReleaseContent.aspx?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/08-04-2009/0005071557&EDATE=

To date, no hospital in Hawaii has come forward to claim this birth.

No doctor or nurse has come forward to say they were present for that birth. Why not?

He’s a Freeper reservist that volunteered for deployment to Afghanistan to set up his Birther publicity stunt suit, jumping around like he won something when the Army rescinded his orders–nevermind the fact that volunteers can withdraw their request up to the day of deployment. [emphasis added]

Grimc – if everything you say is true, freeper, volunteered, publicity stunt, etc., it doesn’t change the fact that the Army recinded his orders. His publicity stunt worked, and that you are talking about it proves it was effective.

Also, please expand on your statement “(the fact that) volunteers can withdraw their request up to the day of deployment.” – how does this work, does a soldier have to go to thier commander and request deployment, then they can withdraw and stay in the US? What if all the soldiers did that? Rather than wait to be deployed, they could volunteer then change their mind, ensuring they don’t get deployed…

It doesn’t sound right to me, I must be missing something…

The Army should have simply reminded him of his right to “un-volunteer,” since he volunteered, neutralizing his argument…

Your additional info was helpful, thanks.

I mean come on, even if they SOMEHOW managed to prove that Obama was born in Kenya, his Mother is and was an American Citizen at the time, so he won’t be disqualified from the presidency.

And even if they SOMEHOW managed to GET Obama disqualified from office, it’s not like McCain would get the office, Biden would become president. Which seems a little worse than making a circus clown commander-in-chief.

Daily Kos and other sites are having fun debunking this poorly-executed forgery.

Their’s are so much better ;^)

Or is it okay for “left-winger” to glom on to fake documents about Bush’s National Guard service?

I was just going to post and ask if anyone has seen a really large photo of this so the font could be checked authoritatively. The size of the image here is not large enough. It may look like Times New Roman (the bottom type looks like Georgia Bold to me) but at this resolution it’s not possible to say for sure.

We’re not talking about volunteering for the Army; that’s a commitment to go where they send you when they send you. Cook volunteered for the specific duty when he was not on active duty. Therefore he could UN-volunteer just as easily.

However, it wasn’t that he didn’t want to go. He launched a frivolous lawsuit with the help of that idiot Orly Taitz, seeking the remedy of not having to go, when at any time he could have just decided not to.

Suppose your neighbor borrows your power drill, which you hardly ever use. He says “just let me know when you want it back, and I’ll return it right away.” You decide that you want it back, but instead of telling him you get some idiot lawyer and file suit, demanding the return of your drill. As soon as your neighbor hears of this, he returns your drill immediately, wondering why the heck you’ve gone crazy, but saying nothing publicly. You press ahead with your lawsuit, but as soon as it’s established that you’ve already gotten your drill back the court throws it out.

That’s the equivalent of what Taitz and Cook did, except that to really match you’d've had to go to your neighbor’s house with your drill and persuade him to borrow it in the first place. And the Army rescinding his orders just means “wow, even if you still wanted to go, we don’t want someone as crazy as you in charge of our people over there.”

Cook volunteered for Afghanistan for the sole purpose of suing not to have to go based on his completely outrageous, frivolous, and legally* vacuous argument that the President was not legitimate. He’s not a real soldier, he’s just an asshole freeper.
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*IANALATINLA