Comments on: Naked burglar caught on video http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 18 May 2013 13:34:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559932 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559932 Hmm...Down-on-his-luck drag queen? So desperate for some new feminine duds that he broke into a couple appartments to find some? No matter how you cut it, this crime gets a big "EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!11!!!" Hmm…Down-on-his-luck drag queen? So desperate for some new feminine duds that he broke into a couple appartments to find some?

No matter how you cut it, this crime gets a big “EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!11!!!”

]]> By: mdh http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559170 mdh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559170 <i>EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person.</i> but do you remember their face? EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person.

but do you remember their face?

]]> By: nanuq http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559178 nanuq Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559178 You have to wonder why he bothers to steal anything. He seems content with the bare necessities of life. You have to wonder why he bothers to steal anything. He seems content with the bare necessities of life.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559436 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559436 The more important story is that the world would have ended if they hadn't blurred his ass for television. The more important story is that the world would have ended if they hadn’t blurred his ass for television.

]]> By: Rezpect http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-558943 Rezpect Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-558943 If he didn't want to be noticed, I actually think getting naked was the wrong move. EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person. If he'd been dressed in average clothes probably no one would have paid him a second thought. If he didn’t want to be noticed, I actually think getting naked was the wrong move. EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person. If he’d been dressed in average clothes probably no one would have paid him a second thought.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-558944 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-558944 If it wasn't for the "pawing through 14-year-old girls underwear" side of things, I would just have assumed he was here to kill Sarah Connor. Unless, that's the girl's name in which case... time to boycott AI research If it wasn’t for the “pawing through 14-year-old girls underwear” side of things, I would just have assumed he was here to kill Sarah Connor. Unless, that’s the girl’s name in which case… time to boycott AI research

]]> By: dbarak http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-558947 dbarak Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-558947 Pros: No fiber evidence. Cons: Plenty of hair evidence. Pros: No fiber evidence.

Cons: Plenty of hair evidence.

]]> By: bolamig http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-560484 bolamig Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-560484 This is the best thing I've read on boingboing this week. So elemental, caveman, and hunter-gatherer. In some strange way it restores my faith in the creativity of humanity. Yeah, I need to get some sleep, but thank you naked panty hunter guy for making my day. This is the best thing I’ve read on boingboing this week. So elemental, caveman, and hunter-gatherer. In some strange way it restores my faith in the creativity of humanity. Yeah, I need to get some sleep, but thank you naked panty hunter guy for making my day.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-558959 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-558959 GASP! He's a time traveler. GASP! He’s a time traveler.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-558961 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-558961 I don't think he's a thief of physical need in as much as it's psychological. Unrelated: He seems fit. I don’t think he’s a thief of physical need in as much as it’s psychological.

Unrelated: He seems fit.

]]> By: Deidzoeb http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559236 Deidzoeb Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559236 If he wasn't a fetishist burglar, there's a kind of odd logic to it. Ideally a burgler doesn't want to be seen at all. So if he met his goal, no one would have seen that he was naked, because they wouldn't have seen him at all. What's the perfect uniform to help ninjas blend in to any surroundings? Their birthday suits. Have you ever seen a naked ninja? Works pretty good, doesn't it? Fetishist just give upstanding naked burglars and ninjas a bad image. If he wasn’t a fetishist burglar, there’s a kind of odd logic to it. Ideally a burgler doesn’t want to be seen at all. So if he met his goal, no one would have seen that he was naked, because they wouldn’t have seen him at all.

What’s the perfect uniform to help ninjas blend in to any surroundings?
Their birthday suits.
Have you ever seen a naked ninja?
Works pretty good, doesn’t it?

Fetishist just give upstanding naked burglars and ninjas a bad image.

]]> By: Keir http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559004 Keir Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559004 by the sound of it this is more fucked up than the term 'burglary' normally suggests. by the sound of it this is more fucked up than the term ‘burglary’ normally suggests.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559005 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559005 So has anyone been asked for a description? If so...what did they describe? So has anyone been asked for a description? If so…what did they describe?

]]> By: Lester http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559012 Lester Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559012 It's "Abington" (inexplicably rated by Forbes as a top place to live) and it is right down the street from my home. Hooray. It’s “Abington” (inexplicably rated by Forbes as a top place to live) and it is right down the street from my home. Hooray.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559014 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559014 "I forgot our Safe word, Bob." “I forgot our Safe word, Bob.”

]]> By: rathat http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559273 rathat Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559273 Its not Albington, it's Abington, I live near there, but I also checked if there was an albington, but there wasn't it happend here. fun fact: matthew fox (Jack from Lost)is from there. Its not Albington, it’s Abington, I live near there, but I also checked if there was an albington, but there wasn’t it happend here.
fun fact: matthew fox (Jack from Lost)is from there.

]]> By: TJ S http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559025 TJ S Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559025 $100 says he was doing it for the "lulz". $100 says he was doing it for the “lulz”.

]]> By: Avram / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559027 Avram / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559027 "Could you describe the perpetrator?" "Well, I didn't really notice his face...." “Could you describe the perpetrator?”
“Well, I didn’t really notice his face….”

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559041 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559041 creepy. really creepy. creepy. really creepy.

]]> By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559043 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559043 Maybe he just wanted to really exemplify being a dick. Was he voting for a certain intolerant political party at the same time? Maybe he just wanted to really exemplify being a dick. Was he voting for a certain intolerant political party at the same time?

]]> By: dbarak http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559044 dbarak Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559044 If he had a freckle on his pecker, it was Bill Clinton. If he had a freckle on his pecker, it was Bill Clinton.

]]> By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559058 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559058 Bill's <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/04/photo-of-the-day-bil.html">got a pretty good alibi this time.</a> Bill’s got a pretty good alibi this time.

]]> By: Brainspore http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559068 Brainspore Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559068 It's the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evx_Ps85yu8">Son of the Invisible Man!</a> It’s the Son of the Invisible Man!

]]> By: dbarak http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559083 dbarak Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559083 @ #14 posted by Phikus It was his evil twin... ; ) @ #14 posted by Phikus

It was his evil twin… ; )

]]> By: Phikus http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559091 Phikus Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559091 Dbarak@~16: You mean the guy who keeps staining his reputation? (Enjoy that flashback to 90's Late Nite? Have a cigar...) Dbarak@~16: You mean the guy who keeps staining his reputation?

(Enjoy that flashback to 90′s Late Nite? Have a cigar…)

]]> By: dbarak http://boingboing.net/2009/08/04/naked-burglar-caught.html#comment-559099 dbarak Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-559099 @ Dbarak@~16 Top notch reply! ; ) @ Dbarak@~16 Top notch reply! ; )

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