Comments on: Accused Florida man says his cat downloaded child porn, not him.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

this is all too funny.

By: Ugly Canuck

Ugly Canuck — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

So…how does this police/Judicial action protect a single child?
Or is it just put the fear into downloaders of porn of all kinds? And to give policemen jobs surfing the Net for dirty pictures?
What’s this guy guilty of again? Looking at bad pictures? Shouldn’t the creators of the bad pictures be the ones charged and in jail?
Or is he being punished rather for his wicked thoughts: to appease the self-righteous, who would now like to literally take this guy’s life, for daring to download and look at such horrible images?
Or was this guy clicking into a “police honeypot”? Good that the cops are immune to the influence of this material, eh?

By: truballer2

truballer2 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i laughed when i read this lol. how can he blame the cat

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

1000 images? Sheesh. You’d think the cat would at least delete them when he finished with them. That’s cats for you. No respect for other people’s disc space.

By: Crispy Critter

Crispy Critter — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED

I’d be more worried about my cat emptying my bank account to buy more cat toys… especially after discovering his stash of stolen jewelry.

By: hicks

hicks — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Play him off, keyboard cat.

By: angusm

angusm — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Griffin’s unlikely tale acquired a fraction more credibility Friday, when detectives admitted that they had initially discovered the child porn while responding to a 911 call.

“The caller didn’t say anything, just made this kind of high-pitched squeaking, crying noise. We figured whoever it was must be hurt bad, so we high-tailed it over there and broke the door to get in. That was when we saw the computer turned on, with all those pictures on the screen.” said the investigating officer.

When pressed, the detective admitted that the sound reported by the 911 operator could be described as “a sort of miaowing”, and spoke of his surprise at seeing unusual quantities of orange fur on the keyboard and telephone.

Reports that a shakily printed note reading “I told you there’d be trouble if you bought me the cheap catfood again” was discovered at the scene could not be confirmed at press time.

By: bjacques

bjacques — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Okay, maybe the first one or two, but *ten*?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

In the cat’s defense, a seven year old is a middle aged adult by cat standards.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow, Keyboard Cat has turned evil.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

If you’re responsible for your dog attacking someone, you should be responsible for your cat downloading kiddie porn!

By: nlfast

nlfast — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s so funny,but this world is a random world,so a monkey can write a Shakespeare’s novel if it can type in keyword for enough long time,maybe a cat can download too:-)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

http://i25.tinypic.com/ws5n5v.jpg

By: Phikus

Phikus — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

You know she's up to something. Just look at those eyes!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This doesn’t surprise me. My cat used to visit aol chat rooms, and pretend to be a dog.

He’d talk about chasing sticks, barking at mailmen, going walkies, leashes and collars, then all of a sudden he’d shiver, then jump away from the computer, run to the opposite corner of the room, and lick himself.

Other than that, he was a well-behaved feline.

By: jfrancis

jfrancis — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oh, Toonces!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA This is good. Now I know the purpose of weird people. To keep us entertained. Them darned pussies can’t keep their paws to themselves (I mean the cat)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

don’t look at child pornography. you will be jail, too.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i am a cat so stfu

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

ya know.., my cat tried to kill me once by tripping me while my hands were full. Cracked my skull on the edge of a dresser. Literally cracked my skull. Wouldn’t surprise me if one tried to set somebody up with a porn rap. Or maybe the guy is scum and must be destroyed. By the way jfrancis, love the Toonces reference. guess he’s a better hacker than a driver…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Ha, only too well do I know his story. I found my cat calling the cops with “kiddie” porn downloaded onto my computer. Luckily I reformatted my computer, and sold my cat before the cops came. Twas close.

Note: *This information might not be factual*

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

mdh cracked me up

By: mdh

mdh — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow. Good job, MDH.

um, try the veal?

By: SteveKiwi

SteveKiwi — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

And the downloading stopped while he was in jail because that darn cat was trying to frame him.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Kiddie porn might get this guy off but I don’t think “the cat did it” defense is going to.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Please believe me this cat is not a cat it is a…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

He is jail.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Damn ‘Kitty Porn’!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

>He is jail
O_O omg

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Play him off keyboard cat