Meth dealers laundered drug money with comic books

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24 Responses to “Meth dealers laundered drug money with comic books”

  1. airshowfan says:

    Gilbert #8, I think Geek Mafia (which I did pick up due to Cory’s review) had a part of the plot where they forge and sell rare comics.

  2. strangefriend says:

    @Ugly Canuck
    Reminds me of Swimming to Cambodia where Spalding Grey is talking to the soldier on the train who says he uses Peruvian coke because the pisstests won’t pick it up . .
    Also, shouldn’t they have flipped something easier such as cars, like in At Close Range:
    BRAD SR.: “I just bought this car down the street for $6000. I’ll let you have it for $5500 . .”
    SALESMAN: “Why are you getting rid of it, sir?”
    BRAD SR.: “I don’t like the radio . .”

  3. Darren Garrison says:

    Maybe they were just selling drugs to support their comic habit.

  4. Charlie Lesoine says:

    Yep. That’s how you do it.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Just one more story of comic book sales being used to support meth dealers. How many more do we have to hear before we crack down (on the comic books)?

  6. Ugly Canuck says:

    Yeah, they just invested their profits…no “laundering” until it’s cash again…this is rather more of a “proceeds of crime” seizure.

    You don’t launder money by buying a boat: you’ve got to resell it, too. But they can still seize the boat, if they can trace it to the “proceeds of crime”.

  7. BDiamond says:

    Lends a new meaning to “Mile High Comics,” doesn’t it?

    *crickets* Anyone? Is this mic on? *crickets*

  8. Timothy Hutton says:

    Ugly Canuck – Well, that’s one point of view.

    I think there’s a problem with your logic – you ask:

    Why use meth when harmless marijuana is more fun?

    Then you answer your own question thusly:

    I’ll answer my own question: because the US Government wants it that way. Because meth clears the system fast enough, to show clear on drug tests: marijuana shows up for months….and that will get you out of a job, a career, all yer property, and the loss of yer children, too..into a jail system where violence between inmates is encouraged.

    Wouldn’t the government prefer the use of a drug that remains in your system for an extended period? It would be the user that prefers the “quick purge” drugs, wouldn’t it? (assuming, of course, their goal is to “get you out of a job, a career, all yer property, and the loss of yer children, too” and “into a jail system where violence between inmates is encouraged.”

  9. Fred H says:

    Aaron…Alfonzo, what would Batman say? I don’t even want to THINK about the lecture Superman would give you two.

  10. mdh says:

    Methamphetaman Unmasked!

  11. normd says:

    weird eyes. weird haircut. result of rare comic books?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Apparently, anybody who has a business interest, in addition to their drug-dealing enterprise, is “laundering” money…

  13. mrsomuch says:

    ha! I thought LONGTENGDOTWS was making a witty comment about being a meth dealer!

    synchronicity bot win!

    +1 internets for timing
    -10 internets for being a shitbasket

  14. sobreiro says:

    Comic collecting hasn’t been the same ever since Wimbledon Green passed away…

  15. Ugly Canuck says:

    Quick purge drugs are used, rather than marijuana, in order to avoid detection and punishment: a response to the Gov. sanctioned approved and encouraged drug-tests… I think the the Gov intends the actual results of its policies. Drug tests are great at catching marijuana users…but not speeders. Drug tests are good for pushing people into the unsafe and addictive “alternatives”.

  16. Anonymous says:

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  17. mdh says:

    ugly canuck – massachusetts new marijuana laws do not allow for a criminal record for simple possession. We’re working on it.

  18. bjacques says:

    This would make a great episode of Dragnet or the Mod Squad. Commence wavy flashback/daydream lines.

  19. Gilbert Wham says:

    I’m sure I’ve read a book with a similar premise. Just can’t remember what it is. I think Cory recommended it on here, as it goes.

  20. Geoff Sebesta says:

    I’m having a tough time getting upset about this.

  21. Ugly Canuck says:

    Why use meth when harmless marijuana is more fun?

    Argentina has now joined Mexico in the War on Evil Drug Laws:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8221599.stm

    Sure, USA/DEA, keep on “lockin’ ‘em up, for their own good”…
    Legalize marijuana!

  22. Ugly Canuck says:

    I’ll answer my own question: because the US Government wants it that way. Because meth clears the system fast enough, to show clear on drug tests: marijuana shows up for months….and that will get you out of a job, a career, all yer property, and the loss of yer children, too..into a jail system where violence between inmates is encouraged.

  23. urederra says:

    The poor guy is blind in one eye.

    I know a person with the same looks. The medical condition is called ptisis bulbi

  24. Timothy Hutton says:

    Laundered? As in they actually sold the comics to clean their “I’ll-gotten booty”? Seems like they had a plan to launder their drug money, but hadn’t yet… Like they were caught in the rinse cycle.

    Seems like a couple foolish folks watched a few too many episodes of the US TV show Breaking Bad and thought this was a great way to secure funding for their start-up venture (comic book store) in this challenging business market.

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