Comments on: Robin Cooper (aka Robert Popper) vs. Telemarketers http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sat, 25 May 2013 20:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603430 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603430 The Do not call registry ruined some of my fun. Telling the local newspaper I wouldn't subscribe because I'm illiterate. Telling the FOP I'd donate if they let my brother out of jail. Telling the children's charity that I don't like kids. Telling the window people that I don't want to upgrade as I'm preparing to abandon the place. All while watching my wife freak out. The Do not call registry ruined some of my fun. Telling the local newspaper I wouldn’t subscribe because I’m illiterate. Telling the FOP I’d donate if they let my brother out of jail. Telling the children’s charity that I don’t like kids. Telling the window people that I don’t want to upgrade as I’m preparing to abandon the place.

All while watching my wife freak out.

]]> By: AirPillo http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603196 AirPillo Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603196 Had me giggling like an idiot. Had me giggling like an idiot.

]]> By: econobiker http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603710 econobiker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603710 This is the gentle, reserved English version of Tom Mabe. Best Tom Mabe prank calls were the ones he made at 3:am to the hotel rooms of telemarketers attending a telemarking convention... http://www.tommabe.com/ This is the gentle, reserved English version of Tom Mabe. Best Tom Mabe prank calls were the ones he made at 3:am to the hotel rooms of telemarketers attending a telemarking convention…

http://www.tommabe.com/

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603215 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603215 Tears rolling down my face (from laughing). Tears rolling down my face (from laughing).

]]> By: WalterBillington http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603283 WalterBillington Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603283 I enjoy this particular technique: go with them, accepting their pitch, take your time, suck them in, make them feel like they're about to get a great deal. Then request 47 of whatever it is they're selling. And insist on this. Don't let them off the phone. Tell them they're rude and you'll report them to their supervisor. Or equally, just say "nice of you to call, sorry I never buy over the phone, please remove me from your list" I enjoy this particular technique: go with them, accepting their pitch, take your time, suck them in, make them feel like they’re about to get a great deal. Then request 47 of whatever it is they’re selling. And insist on this. Don’t let them off the phone. Tell them they’re rude and you’ll report them to their supervisor.

Or equally, just say “nice of you to call, sorry I never buy over the phone, please remove me from your list”

]]> By: boyhowdy http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603290 boyhowdy Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603290 My favorite telemarketer "strategy": we don't "do" television, and we don't want television. For a while, this led to hilarious exchanges with script-reading zombies who live in other countries, and clearly have an image of Americans as obese TV boobs, trying to sell us Direct TV by asking how many channels we have ["None." "Excuse me?" Well, we do kind of get a fuzzy image of our local CBS affiliate..."]. Recently, it's become much more fun, as we've applied the concept to every telemarketing call we recieve regardless of the subject. ["hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Policeman's Benevolent Society..." "Oh, I'm sorry. We don't want any policemen. We don't allow them in our house."] It tends to amuse intelligent telemarketers, it doesn't waste much of their time, and everyone goes away smiling. My favorite telemarketer “strategy”: we don’t “do” television, and we don’t want television.

For a while, this led to hilarious exchanges with script-reading zombies who live in other countries, and clearly have an image of Americans as obese TV boobs, trying to sell us Direct TV by asking how many channels we have ["None." "Excuse me?" Well, we do kind of get a fuzzy image of our local CBS affiliate..."].

Recently, it’s become much more fun, as we’ve applied the concept to every telemarketing call we recieve regardless of the subject. ["hello, I'm calling on behalf of the Policeman's Benevolent Society..." "Oh, I'm sorry. We don't want any policemen. We don't allow them in our house."] It tends to amuse intelligent telemarketers, it doesn’t waste much of their time, and everyone goes away smiling.

]]> By: Felix Mitchell http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603303 Felix Mitchell Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603303 As someone who worked in telesales: People who try to bait you are the most fun thing about the job. Sure they don't result in sales, but basically if I'm talking to someone who's having a laugh with me: 1. I can normally tell. 2. One of us is being paid for this. Also amusing to talk to are crazy people. I spoke to a woman for about half an hour once about how 'female heroin addicts' were flooding her house. As someone who worked in telesales:

People who try to bait you are the most fun thing about the job. Sure they don’t result in sales, but basically if I’m talking to someone who’s having a laugh with me:

1. I can normally tell.
2. One of us is being paid for this.

Also amusing to talk to are crazy people. I spoke to a woman for about half an hour once about how ‘female heroin addicts’ were flooding her house.

]]> By: bklynchris http://boingboing.net/2009/10/01/robin-cooper-aka-rob.html#comment-603073 bklynchris Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-603073 OK, yes, it was brilliant. But ever British, he does not lose it once, he keeps in character and is quite the gentleman. OK, yes, it was brilliant. But ever British, he does not lose it once, he keeps in character and is quite the gentleman.

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