I pulled up my sample ballot for Minneapolis elections today, and found something absolutely fabulous. Take a look at the second-from-last candidate. Specifically, his party affiliation. God, I love this town. The ballot just gets better when you know what an Edgertonite is.
Fun With the Minneapolis Mayoral Race
Lauren Boebert preaches Biblical apocalypse and "uprising of righteousness"
Gun-toting GOP congresswoman Lauren Boebert took a break from groping dates in public to warn of an imminent biblical apocalypse and an "uprising of righteousness" on the far-right Rumble platform.… READ THE REST
Ghoul declares tacky grifters as "style icons"
Isn't Stephen Miller busy suing babies for their candy? Never has something just been so insanely wrong. From the comb-over to the abuse of make-up to the jackets declaring apathy… READ THE REST
Moscow Marge stars as "Vladimir Putin's Special Envoy to the United States Congress"
Sick of her traitorous antics, a colleague has nominated Marjorie Taylor Greene, Georgia's shameful waste of a seat in Congress, for the role of "Vladimir Putin's Special Envoy to the… READ THE REST
Save $169 on a lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro and never look back
TL;DR: Revamp your digital world with this incredible lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro, with its seamless interface and top-notch security, for only $29.97 (Reg. $199) until 11:59 PM on 1/07.… READ THE REST
Upgrade your tech for the new year with this refurbished iPad Pro, less than half price right now
TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
TL;DR: The perfect last-minute holiday gift for an aspiring rocker, the 2024 Guitar Lessons Training Bundle is only $15.97 (Reg. $480) until 11:59 PM on 12/25. It's really never too late to make… READ THE REST
