Animal with the longest penis (relative to its size!)

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17 Responses to “Animal with the longest penis (relative to its size!)”

  1. Anonymous says:

    NSFW!!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Who’s that knocking at my door?
    Who’s that knocking at my door?
    Who’s that knocking at my door? says the fair young maiden.

    I just got paid and I wanta get laid,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    I jut got paid and I wanta get laid,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

    What if Ma and Pa find out?
    What if Ma and Pa find out?
    What if Ma and Pa find out? says the fair young maiden.

    I’ll kill your Pa and fuck your Ma,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    I’ll kill your Pa and fuck your Ma,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

    What if we should go to jail?
    What if we should go to jail?
    What if we should go to jail? says the fair young maiden.

    I’ll pick the lock with the head of me cock,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    I’ll pick the lock with the head of me cock,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

    What if we should go back to jail?
    What if we should go back to jail?
    What if we should go back to jail? says the fair young maiden.

    I’ll knock down the walls with me swinging balls,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    I’ll break down the walls with me swinging balls,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

    What if we should get the chair?
    What if we should get the chair?
    What if we should get the chair? says the fair young maiden.

    I’ll lay a fart and blow it apart,
    Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
    I’ll lay a fart and blow it apart,
    Said Barnace Bill the Sailor.

  3. lummels says:

    wow. that one in the right front really is a player–poking everyone in sight!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Rule 34 on barnacles.

    Delivered.

  5. InsertFingerHere says:

    I wish I could do this at a movie theater.

  6. annoyingmouse says:

    Oh that ain’t so big. Just ask your mom!

    (In before all the other immature jokes.)

  7. dancentury says:

    Gah! My eyes! Such craven ludeness.

    Is BoingBoing becoming Space Ghetto?

  8. bigfatgreg says:

    Charles Darwin after 8 years of studyind and writing about barnacles: “I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before.”

    Penis envy?

  9. Witteveen says:

    Very hentai

  10. sbarnes2 says:

    Boom chick wa-waaah! Sexy times in barnacle town.

    And here I thought it was going to be an elephant! lol.

  11. spazzm says:

    Rejoice, fellow humans, for we (Homo Sapiens) have the largest penis relative to body size of any primate.

    If you ever feel ‘small’, recall that an adult mountain gorilla’s erect penis is 3 cm long, in spite of the fact that a male mountain gorilla weighs about twice as much as a human male.

    • InsertFingerHere says:

      That guy in Trading Places locked up in the cage with the gorilla…. Eyes don’t pop out like that from no 3cm poke.

  12. lakelady says:

    All of a sudden the old song Barnacle Bill the Sailor takes on a whole new meaning ;)

  13. sachin says:

    HI,
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  14. Anonymous says:

    lol amusing comments. nice1 spazzzm.. don’t know if true though . comments as amusing as vid, moreso actually! Hahah!

  15. Gary says:

    Oddly enough, Tom Waits covers this on his new live album. He’s always been at the leading edge of science.

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