Abstinence-only rappers sing about the "Christian Side Hug"


"Gimme Dat Christian Side Hug."

Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action.
The Side-Hug: Youth Group Puts Down Sinful "Front-Hugs" With Rap