FDA To America: Please, Don't Be Idiots

Maggie Koerth 9:05 am Wed Dec 2, 2009

The FDA has released a list of fraudulent H1N1 flu protection products. Highlights include: Sketchy, black-market flu vaccine (link included for maximum LULZ); all manner of home defense kits, ranging in price from the classic $19.95 to $570; and silver nanoparticle shampoo. Washing your hands: Still free. For now.

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