Stormtrooper ballerina


10 Responses to “Stormtrooper ballerina”

  1. Anonymous says:

    just for the record i would totally go see “star wars – the ballet”. i would especially like to see the vader/skywalker lightsaber battle as a ballet….

    -evan cairo

  2. pjcamp says:

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  3. alisong76 says:

    What, nobody’s linked this one yet?

  4. MikeMiller1000 says:

    I wonder, is she doing the dance of the sugar plum fairies? Or something from Swan Lake? The mind boggles at what a storm trooper ballerina might choose to dance.

    • Roast Beef says:

      At the risk of being pedantic: Since stormtroopers are a massive organized force, I presume a stormtrooper ballerina is in the corps de ballet. The sugar plum fairy is a soloist (and also benevolent); the swans are sad but not evil. I think the stormtrooper ballerina is dancing something from the Wilis, the dead virgin zombie man-killing corps de ballet of “Giselle”.

      I also applaud her for being able to balance with that helmet obscuring her vision.

  5. Anonymous says:

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  6. Anonymous says:

    Alternate reality star wars:

    Princess: Aren’t you a little overly graceful for a stormtrooper?
    Lucia Skywalker [pulls off helmet, gorgeous auburn hair cascades down]: I’ve come to rescue you!

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