By Cory Doctorow at 10:28 pm Fri, Dec 4, 2009
Femtrooper Friday 8/28/09
That’s not the only dance Stormtroopers have been up to. :)
What, nobody’s linked this one yet?
For the record, the name Hot Chicks with Stormtroopers is a parody of the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags, which is f-ing high-larious.
From the site, this disturbing picture:
You know, I really wish I could unsee that.
I wonder, is she doing the dance of the sugar plum fairies? Or something from Swan Lake? The mind boggles at what a storm trooper ballerina might choose to dance.
At the risk of being pedantic: Since stormtroopers are a massive organized force, I presume a stormtrooper ballerina is in the corps de ballet. The sugar plum fairy is a soloist (and also benevolent); the swans are sad but not evil. I think the stormtrooper ballerina is dancing something from the Wilis, the dead virgin zombie man-killing corps de ballet of “Giselle”.
I also applaud her for being able to balance with that helmet obscuring her vision.
just for the record i would totally go see “star wars – the ballet”. i would especially like to see the vader/skywalker lightsaber battle as a ballet….
Site name is false advertising. Naked is clearly not the same as hot.
Alternate reality star wars:
Princess: Aren’t you a little overly graceful for a stormtrooper?
Lucia Skywalker [pulls off helmet, gorgeous auburn hair cascades down]: I’ve come to rescue you!
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