Stormtrooper ballerina

From the unfortunately named "Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers" site, this femtrooper ballerina.

Femtrooper Friday 8/28/09 (via JWZ)


  1. For the record, the name Hot Chicks with Stormtroopers is a parody of the site Hot Chicks with Douchebags, which is f-ing high-larious.

  2. I wonder, is she doing the dance of the sugar plum fairies? Or something from Swan Lake? The mind boggles at what a storm trooper ballerina might choose to dance.

    1. At the risk of being pedantic: Since stormtroopers are a massive organized force, I presume a stormtrooper ballerina is in the corps de ballet. The sugar plum fairy is a soloist (and also benevolent); the swans are sad but not evil. I think the stormtrooper ballerina is dancing something from the Wilis, the dead virgin zombie man-killing corps de ballet of “Giselle”.

      I also applaud her for being able to balance with that helmet obscuring her vision.

  3. just for the record i would totally go see “star wars – the ballet”. i would especially like to see the vader/skywalker lightsaber battle as a ballet….

    -evan cairo

  4. Alternate reality star wars:

    Princess: Aren’t you a little overly graceful for a stormtrooper?
    Lucia Skywalker [pulls off helmet, gorgeous auburn hair cascades down]: I’ve come to rescue you!

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