Comments on: Star Wars burlesque show (yes, even Jabba's in here)

By: robulus

robulus — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hello!

By: IronyElemental

IronyElemental — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Sand People always dance single file to hide their strength and numbers. Only an Imperial Storm Trooper kick-line is so precise.

By: Dave Faris

Dave Faris — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This is not the porn you’re looking for.

By: Random_Tangent

Random_Tangent — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Why, oh why do I find out about these things AFTER they happen.

Woe is me.

By: Raines Cohen

Raines Cohen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

These are not the bananas you’re looking for. Just look at them.

By: UnnecessaryUmlaut

UnnecessaryUmlaut — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That’s no moon …

By: vreiner

vreiner — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

No worries – they are repeating the show on March 13th. I went, it was fun though not too risque.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Not as sexy as this storm trooper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_lzJpl-LQ

By: Thelocksmith

Thelocksmith — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“you came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought…”

By: vreiner

vreiner — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The C3PO was the best performer of the bunch, and stayed in her mask and in-character throughout her performance and after until the final curtain-call.

By: ciacontra

ciacontra — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wait, so the Stormtrooper danced to Front 242′s “Headhunter”? (“I’m looking for this man, to sell him to other men…Lock the target, bait the line, spread the net, then catch the man”)

Seems like that should have been Boba Fett’s song…Unless of course she got MC Chris’ “Fett’s Vette”.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That just made my morning

By: Mosh

Mosh — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

My god…

I’d give anything to be across the country for one of those shows. Why must I live on the east coast? WHY?!

By: mermaid

mermaid — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Vader is my friend.

By: Enormo

Enormo — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

But Uncle Owen, I was going to the Tashi station to pick up some condoms!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Do want.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Black Cat Burlesque out of Boston has a nice Star Wars number or at least they did back in 2007 when I shared a stage with them

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The Empire is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate for gender. You will, however, have to wear tight, sexy corset armor with your clunky helmet.

By: adamnvillani

adamnvillani — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

What was that Onion article about the ironic porn purchase leading to a non-ironic ejaculation?

By: Pantograph

Pantograph — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Yeah you and me both. I guess we’re not cool enough to be in on the S00p3r sekr1t events calendar. Not many of events like these take place here in Europe either.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I am actually a burlesque performer with a routine to Fette’s Vette, I love that routine.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

No Twi’lek?

By: Nash Rambler

Nash Rambler — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I prefer my boobies jiggled with a minimum of cultural zingers, please.

By: I less than three mermaids

I less than three mermaids — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s as if a million nerds suddenly cried out in ecstasy…

By: Xenu

Xenu — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The closest thing we’ll have to a “furry strip show” link on BB? Let’s hope so.

By: EscapingTheTrunk

EscapingTheTrunk — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Just me, or does the corset look moulded from white fondant?

…I’ve seen too many wedding cakes here.

By: obeyken

obeyken — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Aren’t you a little hot for a stormtrooper?

By: DarthVain

DarthVain — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Obligatory Robot Chicken:

Give a big Tashi’s welcome to the “Power Converters”!