Funny lamebook post

Lamebook is a log of funny facebook exchanges. I especially liked this one.

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politeruin

“The prince of peace is back, but he’s pissed off…

‘Fuck you, Pilate! I’m back. I didn’t tell you what kinda mood i was coming back in. Did i, fuckers!’”
Felton

Effin’ hilarious.
jeligula

The classic lamebook “No, you’re Frodo!” is much better.
aquickremark

this is great!!! you can’t make this stuff up.
- Anonymous
  
  Actually it is quite easy to make this stuff up: http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com
ValuedRug

Eight-year-olds, Dude.
- Anonymous
  
  You said it, nobody f$#@s with de’ Jesus. Haha I watched that again for the umptheenth time last night too.
Anonymous

It’s the “again” that does it for me.
Anonymous

Last year the secretary was crying. When i ask her why, she said that Jesus was dead yesterday, from cancer. Jesus was his contact at the print shop we work a lot with.
Anonymous

WWJP?
sandandrew

And if Jesus punches me again, I’m kickin his ass…
Anonymous

@17 : it’s not just mexican people that name their kids Jesus, it’s popular in many countries in Latin America. It’s a cultural cue that Spain introduced to Latin America during colonial times.
ill lich

Could be worse. . . he could’ve been suspended for turning water into wine in the school cafeteria.
Anonymous

Perhaps the janitor said “I can’t believe your dad fell for that “virgin birth” nonsense, son.
Anonymous

I thought Jesus was supposed to be the good guy and Ghost Dad the the bad guy?
Anonymous

Haesus..would have sounded much unlike Jesus….it would have been better if Haesus had punched the janitor…
Anonymous

oh that’s awesome! why is it us mexican people are the only people who name their kids Jesus?
Teapunk

If the janitor tried to sell stuff in the temple, he had it coming.
Again.
MooseDesign

This is why the Bible left out Jesus’ teen years. Lots of janitor punching.
- Architexas
  
  And that’s why Christopher Moore gave us “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff.” Explains everything.
Anonymous

Like a fool, I followed the link…lost the whole day, but the chuckles made it worthwhile…comments are often the best parts.
Anonymous

that website is amazing. such a great find.