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Mark Frauenfelder at 10:13 am Mon, Feb 1, 2010

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Lamebook is a log of funny facebook exchanges. I especially liked this one.

Mark Frauenfelder is the founder of Boing Boing and the editor-in-chief of MAKE and Cool Tools. Twitter: @frauenfelder. Come and hear Mark speak at the ALA conference in Chicago on July 1.

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  • politeruin

    “The prince of peace is back, but he’s pissed off…

    ‘Fuck you, Pilate! I’m back. I didn’t tell you what kinda mood i was coming back in. Did i, fuckers!’”

  • Felton

    Effin’ hilarious.

  • jeligula

    The classic lamebook “No, you’re Frodo!” is much better.

  • aquickremark

    this is great!!! you can’t make this stuff up.

    • Anonymous

      Actually it is quite easy to make this stuff up: http://fakebookquotes.appspot.com

  • ValuedRug

    Eight-year-olds, Dude.

    • Anonymous

      You said it, nobody f$#@s with de’ Jesus. Haha I watched that again for the umptheenth time last night too.

  • Anonymous

    It’s the “again” that does it for me.

  • Anonymous

    Last year the secretary was crying. When i ask her why, she said that Jesus was dead yesterday, from cancer. Jesus was his contact at the print shop we work a lot with.

  • Anonymous

    WWJP?

  • sandandrew

    And if Jesus punches me again, I’m kickin his ass…

  • Anonymous

    @17 : it’s not just mexican people that name their kids Jesus, it’s popular in many countries in Latin America. It’s a cultural cue that Spain introduced to Latin America during colonial times.

  • ill lich

    Could be worse. . . he could’ve been suspended for turning water into wine in the school cafeteria.

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps the janitor said “I can’t believe your dad fell for that “virgin birth” nonsense, son.

  • Anonymous

    I thought Jesus was supposed to be the good guy and Ghost Dad the the bad guy?

  • Anonymous

    Haesus..would have sounded much unlike Jesus….it would have been better if Haesus had punched the janitor…

  • Anonymous

    oh that’s awesome! why is it us mexican people are the only people who name their kids Jesus?

  • Teapunk

    If the janitor tried to sell stuff in the temple, he had it coming.
    Again.

  • MooseDesign

    This is why the Bible left out Jesus’ teen years. Lots of janitor punching.

    • Architexas

      And that’s why Christopher Moore gave us “Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff.” Explains everything.

  • Anonymous

    Like a fool, I followed the link…lost the whole day, but the chuckles made it worthwhile…comments are often the best parts.

  • Anonymous

    that website is amazing. such a great find.