Babies With Laser Eyes

Anonymous

Babies superheros! Can’t be better that this!
like in that song
“Oh yes, he’s a superhero,
He saves the world, with laser eyes”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQHSJg2Exk0

Anonymous

I always try to guess who made a post after I read the headline and glance at the associated picture. Nailed this one.

MarlboroTestMonkey7

Anne Geddes does it again!

Anonymous

The Australian net filter detected the doodle at front right and sent me down for six months. Thanks, boingboing.

(well, it will, in a few weeks …)

Cactaur

More pew pew less qq

Strabo

I wonder how long it will be until some Boinger is arrested for CP by some overzealous DA for having this picture on their hard drive. :(

Pantograph

This is what happens when you raise free range kids. Didn’t we tell you that it was dangerous to let kids out and explore? I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

nanuq

Superman really should wear a condom.

Anonymous

Nanuq, do you know a pharmacy that carries the kryptonite variety?
Felton

Actually, these are clones made by Lex Luthor from Superman’s discarded toenail clippings, kind of like in Superman IV (shudder).
- Phikus
  
  This brings up the question: How exactly does Superman cut his nails? What clippers would be up to the challenge? (If he burns them off with heat-vision, then no clippings would remain.) How does he cut his hair / shave / trim his nose-hairs? How does he exfoliate? Does he have some kind of cosmic loufa?
  - akbar56
    
    As for nails, I am not quite sure. But in the comics superman has often been shown to shave using a mirror reflecting his heat vision back onto his face.
    
    How is vision is strong enough cut his Superman hairs, yet not strong enough to punch through the mirror I am not sure.
  - Felton
    
    Yeah, I thought about that after I posted. Can he use his teeth? Seeing Superman bite his nails may take away from his super-dignified image, but it might be the only way.
  - Shelby Davis
    
    Don’t know if a later explanation has since supplanted this, but back in the 60s the comic books claimed that Superman’s hair/nails simply didn’t grow under a yellow sun. When he went to a planet with a red sun, his hair/nails would start growing again–but he would also have lost his invulnerability, so clipping wasn’t a problem.
    
    Ohmygosh I am not nearly as big a nerd as I just sounded like.
    - Antinous / Moderator
      
      I was wondering about vampire hair. The Twilight types can only be cut by vampire teeth. If that’s true for their hair, what happens when Rosalie wants a Brazilian?

Stefan Jones

The water buckets provide vital cooling. An laserbaby without an external heat sink will go critical in a matter of minutes.

Phikus

Look ma, no mosquitoes!

Anonymous

thats not the only thing they shoot

Anonymous

was some large monster alcoholic doing baby shots again?

Phikus

I hear him, before I go to sleep
And focus on the day that’s been
I realize he’s there
When I turn the light off and turn over

Nobody knows about my babe
They’ll think he’s come from some lost horizon
And suddenly I find myself
Looking at the light-show I’ve never known before

Telling me about Krypton
His nemesis, til eternity

Ooh, he’s here again,
The child with the lasers in his eyes
Ooh, he’s here again
The child with the lasers in his eyes

Hes very understanding
And hes so aware of all my situations
And when I stay up late
Hes always waiting, but I’m glad he hesitates

Oh, I’m so worried about my love
They say, no, no, it wont last forever
And here I am again, my girl
Wondering what on earth I’m doing here
Maybe he doesn’t need me
What with all his crazy laser beams

Ooh, he’s here again
The child with the lasers in his eyes
Ooh, he’s here again
The child with the lasers in his eyes

Keith

I’m more intrigued by why all those babies are sitting around in buckets.

Burnlab

Not cats.

Shazbot

Well, folks. We’ve reached the pinnacle of the internet. You can go home now. Every website after this one will be fighting for second place.

alisong76

Thank you for fuelling my nightmares for the next fortnight O.O

Anonymous

Baby flavored jello cups?

Anonymous

This is clearly a fake! You can tell by the angle of the laser beams from the baby on the left. The beams are plainly not in the direction of the baby’s view.

Boing Boing duped again.

Anonymous

dey r so cyuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

tyger11

Just look at them.

But not in the eyes!

Phikus

It’s amazing how none of them are hitting each other. Do they have some kind of laser-sense that keeps them from hitting other laser equipped babies?

Felton

I think the baby in the back may have a wandering eye. That’s a pretty wide angle.
- IamInnocent
  
  Ah! The Power of Divergent Strabismus! Little known, great surprise advantage, few Super Girlfriend alas.
Felton

It’s amazing how none of them are hitting each other.

The photographer had probably been waiting there all day, watching them laser each other in the head, waiting for this one perfect shot.

MrWoods

I prefer babies with rainbow eyes (http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-dark-side-of-the-moon/id346025381)

merreborn

How is vision is strong enough cut his Superman hairs, yet not strong enough to punch through the mirror I am not sure.

Laser hair removal is a real thing. And I wouldn’t be shocked if there wasn’t at least one mirror involved.

But obviously, that’s just puny human hair. Not SuperHair.

Anonymous

Jenkins! We’ve got to get on this single-topic meme blog wagon. It’s hot! Get me 15 ideas by the end of the day.

phlavor

Baby Jello Shots have bred in a strong natural defense by necessity. Otherwise they would face certain extinction.

Antinous / Moderator

I can’t wait for CatsWithLaserEyesInSinks.com.

sam1148

That’s some nice packaging there. Are they available for shipping packed in brine?

Felton

“Would you like a Jello baby?”
-the Doctor

Phikus

Careful! This is what jello babies grow into…

MichaelRN

f*ckin’ saved!

Anonymous

Kids today!

earth23

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG1jPcLZEW0

Anonymous

Boing boing is getting really good at writing headlines that will drag me away from ANYTHING.

Felton

Laser babies Ã¼ber alles!

littleone4

When laser babies go to heaven

PurpleWyrm

Those laser beams look suspiciously non-collimated. I think the babies need to check their optical cavities.

valdis

You guys have total noobs on the Superman angle. Larry Niven outdid you all.

“Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”

http://www.redboots.net/comics/moswok.htm