A cupcake is not a lifestyle accessory.

I’d imagine most of the customers are still women who buy them for men.

What’s that slab of white stuff on the top?

We’re very self-conscious about our ability to project a empathetic, welcoming hospitality.

Besides, I’ve met some gay men who were pretty damn manly, like these guys:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)

Maybe they just wanted to do the male version of Ladies Weapons -

http://web.tiscali.it/ladiesweapons/

And what circles do you run in that “everywhere you go, people are trying to hand you a cupcake”?!?!? LOL!!! There are much worse things you could get peer-pressured into.

Camo? How totally pussy! What about game cupcakes? A cake with venison filling and a big rack on top. What about bass-fishin’, Nascar racing, Hummer drivin’ cupcakes? What about poker chip cupcakes? Leavin’ the seat up cupcakes? Male-pattern baldness cupcakes? And these should be big, compared to girly cupcakes, so let’s get with the trends and make some bringing-home-the-bacon cupcakes that are at least 25% bigger than the chick cakes, and let’s have ‘em with real bacon.

We need to see some action hero cupcakes, some car-chase cupcakes, complete with crashes, flames, smoke, EXPLOSIONS! We need FUCKING EXPLODING CUPCAKES. We need go-to-war cupcakes. We need weight-lifting, bench-pressing cupcakes.

We need some offensive humor cupcakes, Andrew Dice Clay cupcakes, redneck joke cupcakes. Some Hooter gals cupcakes, some Fox News cupcakes, some automatic weapon cupcakes.

Let’s get real with some jock itch cupcakes sprinkled with Gold Bond powder and filled with Cruex creme. How about some hangover cupcakes, some what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas cupcakes.

And seriously, these cupcakes should not be sweet unless they’ve got some meat in them. Chocolate comes from a plant. Good god, vanilla comes from a flower, from a fuckin’ orchid. We can’t be having that! We need pork cupcakes, beef cupcakes, tripe and sausage cupcakes, head cheese and liverwurst and scrapple cupcakes, all garnished with hot wings.

Hell yeah.

If I buy a bunch of these cupcakes and then apply fondant unicorns and rainbow sprinkles to them, does that make me bisexual? (tongue-in-cheek)

That depend’s on whose tongue is in your cheek doesn’t it?

Kickass Cupcakes in Boston makes a Guinness cupcake.

You can start by whippin’ me up some placenta cupcakes, pronto, and don’t skimp on the Brylcreem frosting.

OK.

http://cupcakestakethecake.blogspot.com/2009/05/cakewalk-savory-cupcake-dilemma-of-2009.html

That’s pure lard. Use that, and your imagination, as you will.

@Pipenta: nice work, and thanks for blowing the grade curve for the rest of us. :) This could be a long 2010 …

That gives me an idea for a new macho dessert: head cheesecake!

And yes, they have meat in them. And not just any meat, but… BLUTWURST! How much more manly can you get than sausage made from blood!?

Low testosterone? Throw away your Androgel, men! A few of these at breakfast every morning, and your knuckles will be scraping the ground in no time!

Everywhere I go someone hands me a cupcake with 2 inches of over-sweet frosting on top.

Also, am I the only one that associates the word ‘butch’ more with manly lesbians than manly men?

http://hop-talk.com/2010/02/18/guinness-cupcakes/

As far as these “butch cupcakes” I like the look of this one in the picture, but to this particular fagula, like everything that’s inherently frilly — like cupcakes or some of my brothers in gayness– when they try to butch it up with stereotypically masculine signifiers, they just end up seeming really, really gay.