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Bullet sandals, $650

Xeni Jardin at 6:19 am Wed, Mar 3, 2010

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bulletshoes.jpg Bloomingdales carries these Giuseppe Zanotti "Bullet" Thong sandals. Yours for a mere $650.

"I understand 'fierce," tweeted Boing Boing pal Kristie LuStout. "I don't understand $650 designer sandals with BULLETS all over them."

Oh, it's worse than that, Kristie. They're bedazzled bullets.

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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  • cstatman

    totally better than VAJAZZLED!

    http://www.theluxuryspot.com/2010/02/23/i-got-vajazzled-and-had-a-camera-crew/

    no no no no no no no

    • Anony Mouse

      That’s amazing. I never even knew that existed.

  • Anonymous

    Gasp! Incredible!
    I’m really the first pedant to wander by and point out that those aren’t bullets, but cartridges or rounds!
    Wonderful.
    Don’t try to get out of it by saying that there are bullets there as part of the cartridges.

  • NeonCat

    Could turn a hot foot from a mean prank into a potentially lethal event.

  • Not a Doktor

    “Oh, it’s worse than that, Kristie. They’re bedazzled bullets.”

    For taking down high couture werewolves and glampires.

  • Comedian

    My gun safe is a Zanotti.

    I’m guessing no relation.

  • Micah

    And THAT boys and girls, is why the TSA still makes you take off your shoes.

  • amsyar

    wow!
    It’s is cool but strange:)
    But what is the concept of the Bullet Sandal?

    • Anony Mouse

      I think the designer has really shot themselves in the foot…

  • Anonymous

    Looks more like diet pills.

  • Purly

    Xeni, sometimes I think you just don’t understand fashion.

    Zanotti also made some awesome skull sandals you should look up.

    • Anony Mouse

      My inner Cruella wants to comment on this, but I won’t let me.

    • MrsBug

      Maybe that’s not a bad thing though!

  • Anony Mouse

    If the bullets popped out and were miniature lip-glosses and mascaras in a variety of edgy colours (Like Urban Decay a decade ago) I’d be all over these. In fact, why didn’t UD adopt ‘munitions-glam’ packaging? I bet D&G would have collaborated with them on something like that – so cute!

  • Anonymous

    Those aren’t bullets, they are glamour pills, clear gelatin capsules filled with the purest glittery fairy dust curried from My Little Ponies…

  • Anonymous

    matching thong bikini/panty = pwnage

  • Anonymous

    Cannot wait for the first person to wear these through a TSA checkpoint.

  • Anonymous

    these would go so well with my landmine purse and claymore compact!

  • nemofazer

    Can’t wait for the first person to attempt to board an aircraft with a pair of these.

  • mamayama

    Replace the bullets with Prozac capsules. A whole different message…

  • Lobster

    I don’t understand “fierce.” Sandals aren’t fierce unless they’re Spartan-style.

  • lewis stoole

    sold at the finer vegas casinos

  • PapayaSF

    IMHO the world’s most expensive, tasteless, and impractical flip-flops….