Bullet sandals, $650

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Bloomingdales carries these Giuseppe Zanotti "Bullet" Thong sandals. Yours for a mere $650.

"I understand 'fierce," tweeted Boing Boing pal Kristie LuStout. "I don't understand $650 designer sandals with BULLETS all over them."

Oh, it's worse than that, Kristie. They're bedazzled bullets.