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10 ways Salem witch hunters spotted the "guilty"

Maggie Koerth-Baker at 8:31 am Fri, Mar 5, 2010

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Prosecutors began interrogating the first accused witches in the infamous Salem Witch Trials this week in 1692. How does one go about proving the guilt of a witch? Basically, any way you feel like doing it. Or, at least, that's the impression I get from this mental_floss 10 list.

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  • adonai

    All a witch needs is to stuff her petticoats with gunpowder & shrapnel.

    A Pyrrhic victory, sure, but at least you’d go out with a bang.

  • Dom

    Wasn’t it all caused by the stuff that LSD is made of?

    http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_salem/clues.html

  • Kent

    Nice article about medieval just and “Trail by Ordeal” http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/articles/2010/01/31/justice_medieval_style/ which doesn’t cover all the excesses of the Salem Witch Trails.

  • Gary61

    “Throw her into the pond! If she floats, she’s made of wood … and therefore …. A WITCH!”

  • Anonymous

    What foolery! One need not prove the guiltiness of a witch. The witch must instead prove her innocence.

  • zikzak

    Protip: these methods work for identifying terrorist photographers as well!

  • _OM_

    …it’s a fair cop!

  • nanuq

    It’s hard to say what guided the Salem witchhunters in testing for witches but European inquisitors had the benefit of that essential manual: the Malleus Maleficarum (the Witches’ Hammer) which guided witch hunters for centuries.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum

    http://drvitelli.typepad.com/providentia/2009/07/a-tale-of-two-books.html

  • Kaleberg

    It was just like all those child abuse day care trials back in the 1980s, except that the folks in Salem realized their error and prayed for forgiveness for the evil they had done. (Check out the book Satan’s Silence for a good rundown.)

  • Waltb555

    She turned me into a newt!

    (Sorry, had to do it)

    • abstract_reg

      (I got better!)

  • Anonymous

    Burning Angel by Arch Enemy

    Dark shadows from above
    Ravens fly, obliterate the sun
    “It’s a sign of the devil.
    He will come for his servant tonight”
    These are dark times
    Suspicious minds breed like rats
    Guardians of corrupt morality
    Spread their filthy lies

    Am I to burn
    I have not sinned!
    Burnt at the stake.
    Innocent blood that can never be washed clean

    The flames of ignorance
    Grow higher and higher
    Licking my flesh – burning my soul
    The raven laughing in the moon

    These are dark times
    Suspicious minds breed like rats.
    Guardians of corrupt morality
    Spread their filthy lies again…

    Am I to burn
    I have not sinned!
    Burnt at the stake.
    Innocent blood that can never be washed clean

  • Orky

    James Morrow
    The Last Witchfinder

    Excellent book, even if you’re not into witches. Especially if you’re not into witches, actually.

    • I less than three mermaids

      +1 Last Witchfinder, although I sort of thought the Ben Franklin tie-in was a bit silly.

      Oh, and also- BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

  • Sparrow

    If she weighs the same as a duck…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU

  • Felton

    The Witchsmeller Pursuivant has a lot more tricks than that.

  • Anonymous

    Enhanced interrogation