Moviegoer stabbed for complaining about a woman on her cell phone


34 Responses to “Moviegoer stabbed for complaining about a woman on her cell phone”

  1. ia_ says:

    One might say he was hot blooded.

  2. Stefan Jones says:

    Was he done?

  3. grimc says:

    Reason #498 to wait for the DVD.

  4. coldspell says:

    What’s the point of this story?

    • Boomshadow says:

      That would be the point…

      *puts on sunglasses dramatically*

      on the end of the meat thermometer.


  5. mmbb says:

    i agree, peterbruells. the comments would take a 180° turn (very well done).

    unfortunately, they’re geeks, and their experiences of compassion and understanding are limited to a) basement, b) mom, and c) innernetz prawngraphy.

    • pupdog says:

      Sorry, no. Our ‘experiences of compassion’ as you put it aren’t anything you can know about. It’s a crazy crime, but honestly black humor is what helps a lot of people get through a much more horrible world. Yeah, a guy got hurt, and I’m sorry he had to go through that, but let’s face it – With all the thousands of people that died (some in much more horrible, neglected, and never reported on ways) that day this one crime report is going to be a little funny.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I hear temperatures flare at these sort of things.

  7. pendraphen says:

    I’ll bet that shutter up.

  8. Anne K. says:

    Pork, chicken, but no human on my meat thermometer.

  9. MrsBug says:

    Dude, a meat thermometer? Lame. or Rare.

  10. Yep says:

    Damn, got here too late. This one’s been picked to the bone.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Who the hell carries a meat thermometer to the movies?

  12. ia_ says:

    These comments have no taste.

  13. glaborous immolate says:

    I think the movie was a revival showing of Fahrenheit 451.

  14. Kleinzeit says:

    Think once, think twice, think don’t take a meat thermometer to the cinema.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Au contraire! Not *just* LA but Lancaster, my hometown!

  16. Cochituate says:

    One question I haven’t seen asked yet- who the hell brings a meat thermometer to a movie theater?!? Were they testing the popcorn?

  17. dbarak says:

    That’s a juicy story. I read that the victim is an aspiring actor, albeit unsuccessful because he’s quite a ham, but there’s something that’s just not kosher about that part of the story. But you’ve got the know that the offender, resorting to using a weapon like that instead of going mano a mano, was just being chicken.

  18. Teller says:

    That film is Rated Argh.

  19. pupdog says:

    Only bitches use meat thermometers. Candy thermometers are where it’s at.

  20. Anonymous says:

    Meat thermometers don’t stab people. People on cell phones at movie theaters stab people.

  21. peterbruells says:

    It’d love to see the same article again in one year, only with a woman as vitcim or as a rape case with a similar “humorous” angle . Not because I want anybody else to suffer, of course, but just to see, if similar jokes come around and how they get treated by moderation.

  22. ia_ says:

    At least the emts won’t have to take his temperature.

  23. Anonymous says:

    I think you can stick a fork in this one, it’s done.

  24. Felton says:

    This is completely backwards. The one talking on the cell phone is the one who’s supposed to get stabbed.

  25. Anonymous says:

    As one who has worked at a concession stand I’d wager that the meat thermometer came from there. They use them on the hot dogs.

    • IWood says:

      Makes phone calls during movies. Stabs people. And steals meat thermometers from concession stands? That’s just over the top.

  26. McLuhanesque says:

    Seriously, it’s dangerous to confront such rude people in a movie. My brother tried to tell a woman to shut it when she was yakking on her phone in a movie theatre. She turned around and stabbed him in the eye with her umbrella. She fled, and my brother lost his eye, and with it, much of his livelihood.

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