Lazer Tits

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Pew pew pew! NSFW (bewbs), but awesomeschlock. (thanks, Tara McGinley!)

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    1. “Within my breast meat, there is a famine.
      No more sweets in the mammary canon.
      You are Gorgana, my eagle, my queen.
      Your ovaries will destroy me.
      Collect me in your wings.
      I am just a man, and I want to breed.
      Together we will learn to love.
      You gorgeous hag, you freak machine.”
      – Dr Ronald Chevalier

  1. Um, I don’t get it. This is supposed to be, what? funny? a sign of the times? irony? future tehcnology? What?

    /scratches head at imponderables

    1. I’m going to guess it’s because absolutely no one, up to and including straight women and gay men, are interested in laser penises.

  2. I’ve got to know, what’s the story behind the Gamesters of Triskelion woman on the third page? Was that actually an actress from Star Trek who posed for a magazine using the theme during the show’s run, like the way Katy Manning of Dr. Who posed nude with a Dalek? Anyone know?

  3. I sense a serious breast-feeding danger here. Or maybe they are made for breast-feeding those creatures who seem to only exist on Star Trek who consume nothing but energy.

  4. Well, I was hoping for …SOMETHING! more more meaningful than a collection of 70s and earlier Hefneresque “tittilation”. Mad Skilz with the Photoshops? Ummm, no.

  5. “Look at them, just—-AAAAGH! MY EYES!”

    That background pattern alone is practically seizure-inducing.

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