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Pew pew pew! NSFW (bewbs), but awesomeschlock. (thanks, Tara McGinley!)

21 Responses to “Lazer Tits”

  1. pxlpig says:

    My life is complete.

  2. Avram / Moderator says:

    Wasn’t this a cover for an issue of Marvel’s Dazzler?

  3. bjacques says:

    Whatever became of the Laserbra 2000?

  4. bmcraec says:

    Well, I was hoping for …SOMETHING! more more meaningful than a collection of 70s and earlier Hefneresque “tittilation”. Mad Skilz with the Photoshops? Ummm, no.

  5. BJ_MADDOG says:

    Jogged my memory of this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7BTRdU5nuw&feature=related
    Pew pew pew @ 0:24 (~~~possibly~~~ NSFW)

  6. benher says:

    Wow, two ways to go blind.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Ok that was funny. Pew pew!

  8. Moriarty says:

    What the world looks like to a 14 year old boy.

  9. Anonymous says:

    Gentleman Broncos “Cyborg Harpies” anyone?

    • bjc says:

      “Within my breast meat, there is a famine.
      No more sweets in the mammary canon.
      You are Gorgana, my eagle, my queen.
      Your ovaries will destroy me.
      Collect me in your wings.
      I am just a man, and I want to breed.
      Together we will learn to love.
      You gorgeous hag, you freak machine.”
      – Dr Ronald Chevalier

  10. John Greg says:

    Um, I don’t get it. This is supposed to be, what? funny? a sign of the times? irony? future tehcnology? What?

    /scratches head at imponderables

  11. Anonymous says:

    how is that NSFW? their not showing nipples

  12. Hanglyman says:

    I’ve got to know, what’s the story behind the Gamesters of Triskelion woman on the third page? Was that actually an actress from Star Trek who posed for a magazine using the theme during the show’s run, like the way Katy Manning of Dr. Who posed nude with a Dalek? Anyone know?

  13. jimkirk says:

    “Look at them, just—-AAAAGH! MY EYES!”

    That background pattern alone is practically seizure-inducing.

  14. ill lich says:

    I sense a serious breast-feeding danger here. Or maybe they are made for breast-feeding those creatures who seem to only exist on Star Trek who consume nothing but energy.

  15. cortana says:

    just when I thought the internet had nothing new to show me.

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