Atheist Barbie


78 Responses to “Atheist Barbie”

  1. MRKiscaden says:

    @Rich Keller

    They found a copy of On the Origin of Species in his cabin.

  2. Anonymous says:

    WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?!?!?!

  3. jfrancis says:

    She needs some Atheist surly-ramics flair.

  4. Anonymous says:

    mmm spaghetti

  5. wizardofplum says:

    There is an inconsistency here. Shouldn’t she be wearing Depends in keeping with her convictions?

  6. aelfscine says:

    A whole baby for lunch? I call shenanigans! I myself prefer Babyloaf(TM) slices on rye. That way you get the full complement of baby nutrients and only half the fat and calories!

  7. Anonymous says:

    is she eating a baby for lunch?

  8. Antinous / Moderator says:

    And yet, the overall impression is still blonde Sarah Palin. Maybe Barbie dolls don’t suffer from quite same ideological schisms as the rest of the doll world.

  9. jacques45 says:

    What’s with her shopping for a California Cheeseburger?

  10. Felton says:

    I wonder if atheist Barbie believes in Ruth Handler.

  11. Anonymous says:

    I love the “lunch.” What’s really sad is there is a significant portion of the population who literally believes those things about atheists.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Me too! Though I’m heavier in my old age.

    My Barbie looked more like the “Mackie” face, unlike superstar’s vapidness.

    I researched her extensively, and I’m still unsure of her identity. The closest I was able to get was Twist’N’Turn Growin’ Hair Barbie or somesuch.

    I got her glasses like mine too. Me? Polyamorous Ethical Slut.

  13. Anonymous says:

    I’ve been an atheist since I was 13. I have yet to encounter my first surprise orgy. What am I doing wrong?

  14. Ugly Canuck says:

    Rather than going pantless, the atheists I know prefer “tear-away” pants, in order to both better blend in and to protect tender nether regions from our nippy climate.

  15. abstract_reg says:

    Guys… I’ve been an atheist for years! Where is my surprise orgy?

  16. Anonymous says:

    why is she not wearing pants?

  17. Anonymous says:

    If Atheism = hipster as this designer has insinuated, I’m going Catholic.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I’m all for Atheist Barbie. But really she should be wearing field pants, because she’s going to be outside doing something interesting.

    Meanwhile, atheism does not imply anything sexual. I guess this really means that the creator of this Barbie believes we would be out doing everyone in sight if it weren’t for a religious injunction. Good to know that….

  19. Anonymous says:

    idk about all the other atheist but ive never eaten a baby for lunch

  20. Rich Keller says:

    Antinious, I was thinking she looks more like a blonde Lisa Loeb.

    @MRKiscaden – I applaude you!

  21. Anonymous says:

    I’m an atheist and I am just shocked to find out I’ve been doing it wrong all this time. I have never eaten a baby or been involved in, let alone invited to, an orgy! I feel so disillusioned. Is it because I wear pants??

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’ve yet to experience a surprise orgy. I feel left out.

  23. Anonymous says:

    My first surprise atheist orgy I thought I was at a regular surprise orgy until I heard people moaning, “Oh Science! Don’t stop.”

  24. Anonymous says:

    Atheists have orgies with cute girls in geek glasses? I guess agnostics just have to settle for handjobs.

  25. grikdog says:

    So strenuous! I’m way too lazy to think about atheism, but it seems to be a kind of spiritual vagina — empty, but don’t try to rub it uninvited.

  26. Anonymous says:

    *** Uh, Atheists qualify for Flying Spaghetti Monster worship? What am I missing here? ***

    Uh, pretty much the whole point, I’d say.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Can someone explain the doll in the lunch bag for me?

    This is great! I want an athiest barbie for Christmas, since Easter (the celebration of the slaying of the lord) has past. ;)

  28. Anonymous says:

    So an atheist and an agnostic are meeting at the coffee shop. The atheist is already there, stirring his coffee, when his agnostic friend runs in, excited. “The strangest thing just happened to me–I saw a UFO…”

    The Atheist interrupts his friend, clearly agitated. “What are you going on about? The existence of life on other planets has never been proven, so what you saw is clearly your imagination! Modern-day fairies playing through your fatigued mind! Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me there’s some magic sky guy who killed his kid so we could all be happy!”

    The agnostic waited a moment to see if his friend had more to say, then arched and eyebrow and asked,

    “What part of ‘unidentified’ is hard to comprehend, anyway?”

    (I have more respect for agnostics–you’re entitled to your beliefs, but when you’re trying to eschew what you see as superstition, try to do it without committing basic logical fallacies.)

  29. Anonymous says:

    Besides the blatantly stupid lunch/baby accessory, I still say sign me up

  30. MelSkunk says:

    I suspect this is ‘shopped because NO Barbie is sold without shoes!

  31. Yamara says:

    What would Talking Atheist Barbie say? “God is hard!”…?

    Because that would make for one surprise orgy for Atheist Barbie, let me tell you.

  32. Terry says:

    If I had known atheism entailed a readiness for surprise orgies I would have signed up sooner.

  33. millrick says:

    I nominate Jen McCreight for Boing Boing guest blogger!

  34. Anonymous says:

    I’m just going to get my daughter the Unitarian Barbie, with the coffee pot and copier.

  35. Anonymous says:

    I second nomination of Jen McCreight for Boing Boing guest blogger!

  36. Anonymous says:

    FSM necklace FTW

  37. Phlip says:

    Uh, Atheists qualify for Flying Spaghetti Monster worship? What am I missing here?

  38. Anonymous says:

    This Atheist Barbie will give men unrealistic expectations regarding what female atheists look like, and puts unnecessary pressure on atheist women to conform to a particular standard of beauty.

  39. caldrax says:

    I’ve been to a surprise orgy but I’m agnostic, not an atheist.

  40. Anonymous says:

    Come for the surprise orgies, but stay for the Godless book club.

  41. Anonymous says:

    So when do we get a pagan Barbie?
    What about a Muslim Barbie?
    Hasidic Barbie anyone?

  42. Anonymous says:

    Why is it wearing a diaper?

  43. Donald Petersen says:

    Damn. Somehow I know she’ll still never go out with me.

  44. Anonymous says:

    mmm…baby. It’s what’s for lunch.

  45. Yttrai says:

    I am laughing so hard i almost can’t breathe.

    I own that tshirt!

    My hair is blonde (when it’s not purple)!

    Though i lack the FSM necklace, i do have one of a d20 and another of serotonin, acetylcholine, and tyrosine!

    Finally, a barbie who represents an actual RL female.

    Though, i’ve never consumed an infant. The resemblance stops there.

  46. Aloisius says:

    Man, I’m tired of all these stereotypes. I mean, you eat one baby for lunch and all of a sudden people think that it is some kind of atheistic thing.

  47. nanner says:

    ok, the snopes bit is funny.

  48. Anonymous says:

    Snopes thing is awesome. Sounds like someone’s a bit sore on having their fw:fw:fw: mail scrutinized.

  49. kaffeen says:

    Where is the Atheist Ken doll? I’m thinking they would make a cute couple. They can ride in their miniature convertible with a Darwin sticker on the back.

  50. Fletcherism says:

    being an Apathist, i just can’t bring myself to care enough about this product.

  51. Anonymous says:

    My favorite Barbie was out several years ago. Trailer Park Barbie. Low cut halter top, extremely short blue jean cutoffs with parts of her butt hanging out, a cigarette hanging from her lips, and a baby on her hip. The box said, :”Daddy says I am the best french kisser in the county”

  52. Anonymous says:

    Where are her devil horns?

  53. Adequate says:

    I don’t think she’d really go out with much of anyone since she’s perpetually ready for the surprise orgy. I get the baby thing, with enough bbq sauce they down wellI’m confused about the Snopes. Is that to spot a scam or see if anyone has caught on to her latest one? I see no reason that Ken should have to take a back seat to Skipper. In fact, I think she and Ken would be in the back seat making out on the way to the latest orgy that appeared on Barbie’s twitter.

  54. schmutze says:

    Hello there, backup Halloween costume!

  55. Anonymous says:

    Wow! It’s like looking in a mirror! How did they know?! And who told about the orgies, that’s supposed to be our little secret ;)

  56. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry, an atheist Barbie that well organized only attends orgies that have been scheduled well in advance, with printed rules and signed waivers.

    Not that I’d know anything about that…

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