If there are any women out there who would like to try corrupting my chastity and spreading some adultery my way I could help in this experiment…

If the women out there are doing their part(s), then by God I’m going to have at least one impure thought. I might even accidentally click on, well, let’s face it, most anything, these days…

Ahhh, boobies!

Just saying…

Jen McCreight is like Marc ‘Skeptic Tank’ Morano for both using their feminine sexuality for a liberal fembottized Mother Nature that reduces our freedoms, increasing our taxes to help the poor outside gated communities, and clean the air as it passes through the chain-link fence outside of ExxonMobil! It was bad enough for Morano to dress up like “fuzzball of Haitian love’ Limbaugh’s pilonidal cyst in http://www.esquire.com/features/marc-morano-0410?click=esq_new prior to the icelandic volcano blowing. Now, Sarah ‘immaquiter’ Palin aka Armageddon Barbie and her T-bagger Army of Darkness have sorta proved that recent Tennessee quakes are caused by her hunk-a-hunk-a-burning love for hatred and greed. See the ~ last submission under “Robert Rhodes … Learning the real meaning of “If the trailer is rocking, don’t come knocking …“
http://www.topix.net/forum/source/pasadena-star-news/T9USHCST2HKEQ7T8D#lastPost

Hum. Given Sedighi’s brand of morality, having any kind of sex outside a traditional marriage probably counts as “adultery”. See how he goes on from “corrupting chastity” to adultery.

Obviously, then, science demands that hundreds and thousands of consenting adults test this “theory” on Monday, in lots of practical and creative ways. Let human imagination lead research!

Besides, I thought it was supposedly Voodoo pacts with the devil that caused earthquakes. Or our toleration of homosexuality (which, according to the good folks at Westboro Baptist Church is responsible for all the bad things that happen in the world). I really wish these religious extremists would get together and decide once and for all exactly which sins cause which natural disasters. Otherwise it sounds almost as if they’re just making it all up as they go along.

Funny thing: of the last 8 significant earthquakes, fully half of them have occurred on Tuesdays. Those damned, godless Tuesdays…

Shake yer booty . . .

There is actually a reasonably good chance that this will backfire: if there is an earthquake somewhere in the world in the following days, weeks, or even months (which, of course, is virtually guaranteed to happen no mater what) believers are likely to take that as evidence that Sedighi was right. Even if the earthquake occurs far away, weeks later, and in an earthquake-prone place, believers will still take it as confirmation of their belief. If, by sheer chance, a serious earthquake happens within hours or days of the demonstration, it will be seen as an even stronger sign from God and even more damning evidence that Sedighi is right.

Even if this were conducted as a proper controlled scientific experiment and not a stunt, it won’t change anyone’s mind, except perhaps to further entrench existing beliefs.

A boobquake is just a means to laugh at an absurdity while also dismissing the real seriousness of these kind of claims with sexuality, which is probably the most base and cheap way to prove a scientific point true. Also, a predictable one.