Parody of Cookie Diet brainstorm

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Adam of AdamThinks.com wrote this make-believe account of the thinking behind Dr. Siegals's Cookie Diet ($60 for a box of seven 4.6 ounce bags of cookies, or $30 per pound).

Siegal: How about cookies that make you lose weight?

Johnson: That's crazy.  Sell me on it.

Siegal: We'll call it Cookie Diet.  It'll just be a box of cookies, but on the front we'll put a picture of my uncle in a white coat to imply that it's medically proven to make you lose weight.

Johnson: I love it.  But what happens when people realize the cookies don't work?

Siegal: That's easy,  we just charge an outrageous amount of money, that way we only need to sell one box per person.

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