Unicorn Meat


33 Responses to “Unicorn Meat”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Goes great with Red Bull. While listening to the music group America.

  2. Chris Tucker says:

    Who is there among us who does not love the Cock?

    (Why, yes, I DO collect foods that have naughty sounding names!

  3. Chris Tucker says:

    Foo! Dammit, I screwed up a URL yet again!


    OK, NOW it works!

  4. csdaley says:

    It saddens me that now even unicorns are not safe in the wild.

  5. A Nonny Moose says:

    Think of this as a “Unicorn Chaser” to that tofu stuff your vegan girlfriend is always making you eat.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Nice dinner, but what I really want in a can is Manhattan Style Fish Assholes.


    Or just a graphic of the label. I’m planning to adhere it to cans of Spaghetti Os.

  7. Trent Hawkins says:

    you’re kind of late for April Fools.

  8. Stuart Ellis says:

    Is there supposed to be a link?

  9. Rob Beschizza says:

    This one needs to be on the record.

  10. dross1260 says:

    Still not as good as Chris Elliot’s dog food.

  11. la_nausicaa says:

    Is this unicorn food, or food made from unicorns?

  12. bruhinb says:

    Unicorn meat is sooo four weeks ago!

  13. Anonymous says:

    That is NOT a unicorn chaser!

    • The Mudshark says:

      That is NOT a unicorn chaser!

      Although chasing unicorns is most certainly involved in the production process.

  14. Sekino says:

    Are sparkles carbs or insoluble fibre?

  15. harpdevil says:

    ‘An excellent product.’ – Chef Excellence

  16. jfrancis says:

    Would it be wrong to ask for a unicorn chaser?

  17. Gundam Lenny says:

    Rob, I’ve got a bridge to sell you!

  18. Whatnot says:

    I need a corned beef chaser.

  19. boduelmike says:

    OK, this stuff may not be real, but I can assure you I have a can in my cupboard labelled “Goblin Meat Pie”.

  20. Felton says:

    It’ll keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Boing Boing has jumped the unicorn.

  22. abennett says:

    I think we now know what vampires really eat.

  23. ill lich says:

    I think the FDA should investigate– I suspect it’s just horse meat with artificial sparkles added.

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