Unicorn Meat

This canned meat product from ThinkGeek costs $10 and is an 'excellent source of sparkles.'

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Anonymous

Goes great with Red Bull. While listening to the music group America.
Chris Tucker

Who is there among us who does not love the Cock?

(Why, yes, I DO collect foods that have naughty sounding names!
Chris Tucker

Foo! Dammit, I screwed up a URL yet again!

http://img.skitch.com/20100428-1x6tmeg8tsr68f1ux3bif5iub8.jpg

OK, NOW it works!
- AnnaGram
  
  Tesco sells Cock Soup and Fu-Fu Flour
csdaley

It saddens me that now even unicorns are not safe in the wild.
A Nonny Moose

Think of this as a “Unicorn Chaser” to that tofu stuff your vegan girlfriend is always making you eat.
Anonymous

Nice dinner, but what I really want in a can is Manhattan Style Fish Assholes.

http://www.eatliver.com/i.php?n=994

Or just a graphic of the label. I’m planning to adhere it to cans of Spaghetti Os.
Anonymous

dudes. http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e5a7/#tabs
Trent Hawkins

you’re kind of late for April Fools.
- Anonymous
  
  or early for april fools
Stuart Ellis

Is there supposed to be a link?
- A Nonny Moose
  
  Click the image.
- Heartfruit
  
  link = http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
Rob Beschizza

This one needs to be on the record.
dross1260

Still not as good as Chris Elliot’s dog food.
la_nausicaa

Is this unicorn food, or food made from unicorns?
bruhinb

Unicorn meat is sooo four weeks ago!
Anonymous

That is NOT a unicorn chaser!
- The Mudshark
  
  That is NOT a unicorn chaser!
  
  Although chasing unicorns is most certainly involved in the production process.
Sekino

Are sparkles carbs or insoluble fibre?
- MrsBug
  
  Minerals, of course. They’re necessary for excellent night vision and being able to see through walls.
harpdevil

‘An excellent product.’ – Chef Excellence
jfrancis

Would it be wrong to ask for a unicorn chaser?
Gundam Lenny

Rob, I’ve got a bridge to sell you!
Whatnot

I need a corned beef chaser.
boduelmike

OK, this stuff may not be real, but I can assure you I have a can in my cupboard labelled “Goblin Meat Pie”.
- Faustus
  
  Goblin meat pies are amazing. All the fun of horifically burnt fingers when you try and open them after having boiled them, plus the health benefits of suet!
- Chris Tucker
  
  I’ll see your Goblin meat pies and raise you a box of Faggots!
Felton

It’ll keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.
- Anonymous
  
  yes – you lose your soul if you eat it…
Anonymous

Boing Boing has jumped the unicorn.
abennett

I think we now know what vampires really eat.
ill lich

I think the FDA should investigate– I suspect it’s just horse meat with artificial sparkles added.