By Rob Beschizza at 7:22 am Wed, Apr 28, 2010
you’re kind of late for April Fools.
or early for april fools
Is there supposed to be a link?
link = http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/unicorn-meat.shtml
Click the image.
This one needs to be on the record.
Still not as good as Chris Elliot’s dog food.
Is this unicorn food, or food made from unicorns?
Unicorn meat is sooo four weeks ago!
That is NOT a unicorn chaser!
Although chasing unicorns is most certainly involved in the production process.
Are sparkles carbs or insoluble fibre?
Minerals, of course. They’re necessary for excellent night vision and being able to see through walls.
‘An excellent product.’ – Chef Excellence
Would it be wrong to ask for a unicorn chaser?
Rob, I’ve got a bridge to sell you!
I need a corned beef chaser.
OK, this stuff may not be real, but I can assure you I have a can in my cupboard labelled “Goblin Meat Pie”.
Goblin meat pies are amazing. All the fun of horifically burnt fingers when you try and open them after having boiled them, plus the health benefits of suet!
I’ll see your Goblin meat pies and raise you a box of Faggots!
It’ll keep you alive even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.
yes – you lose your soul if you eat it…
Boing Boing has jumped the unicorn.
I think we now know what vampires really eat.
I think the FDA should investigate– I suspect it’s just horse meat with artificial sparkles added.
Goes great with Red Bull. While listening to the music group America.
Who is there among us who does not love the Cock?
(Why, yes, I DO collect foods that have naughty sounding names!
Foo! Dammit, I screwed up a URL yet again!
OK, NOW it works!
Tesco sells Cock Soup and Fu-Fu Flour
It saddens me that now even unicorns are not safe in the wild.
Think of this as a “Unicorn Chaser” to that tofu stuff your vegan girlfriend is always making you eat.
Nice dinner, but what I really want in a can is Manhattan Style Fish Assholes.
Or just a graphic of the label. I’m planning to adhere it to cans of Spaghetti Os.
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