Faisal Shahzad, the Pashtun native of Pakistan who became a naturalized American citizen and is now suspect numero uno in the Times Square FailBomb case, stressed "experience with Fortune 500 companies" in his résumé. He also claimed to be a "good team player."
OBJECTIVE: To work in a high-energy and challenging business environment that will promote professional and personal growth while adding significant value to my employer.PDF of Faisal Shahzad's resume. (via NBC News)
COMPUTER SKILLS: Cognos, Hyperion, BRIO financial, Truecomp, Funnel, Artemis, Business Objects, JBA AS400 accounting and operations systems, Excel, PowerPoint, Word, FoxPro, Front Page, SwishMax, Showcase database query tools, email tools and Internet experience.
Related: sounds like he spent all of 45 minutes learning how firecrackers work. Lucky for us all.
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