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The response to "hey /b/, show me some fucking miracles" included: kool-aid, toast, can't believe it's not butter, and shamwow, to name but a few. (thanks, Sean Bonner)

Previously:

  • UnnecessaryUmlaut

    Fucking rainbows. What about the fucking rainbows?

    • Grey Devil

      He just wants to let you know he’s been fucking rainbows.

  • Anonymous

    Noone wants Rule 34 on Juggalos… VERY NO!

  • Thac0

    Thats the best /b/ can do? They are loosing it. I’m disappointed.

    • Clayton

      Think they lost it a couple years ago.

  • lovelystrangeness

    Rules 1 & 2, my friends!

    • siliconsunset

      Rules 1&2 only apply to raids.

      I mean… I heard that somewhere…

  • Xenu

    Newfags.

  • ill lich

    boom-bA-BIP-boom-ba-boom-BIP-BIP. . .

    “Fucking toasters, how do THEY work!”

  • arikol

    I think toast is a fucking miracle. I mean, I put regular bread in a machine, wait for a while, and toast comes out.
    Where does the bread go, and where does the toast come from? Parallel dimensions? Who knows.

  • Fletcherism

    Fucking Juggalos…how do THEY work?

    • Anonymous

      They don’t work, they live in theys moms basement. She works so its cool

    • arikol

      …by eating paintchips?

  • Steven Olsen

    Harry Trunckles offered a full explanation of how magnets work after the ICP brought the issue to the prominence it deserves.

    http://carlsagansdanceparty.wordpress.com/2010/04/24/explain-that-science-magnets/

  • SamSam

    Vacuum containers for food and drink are the real miracle. If it’s HOT food they keep it hot, and if it’s COLD food they keep it cold. How the hell does the container know if it’s hot or cold?!?

  • Anonymous

    I call Rule 34!!

  • siliconsunset

    By the time you posted the video to Boingboing, /b/ had already posted many pictures including the Ducreux self portrait, images of Violent J saying “fucking miracles” plus or minus “everywhere up in this bitch”, and Shaggy2Dope saying “fucking magnets, how do they work?”. /b/ quickly latched on to this video, as it’s precisely the kind of video they would love to hate to love.

    For those of you who think the /b/tards are losing their edge, go and have a look for yourself. I’m sure they will not disappoint, son. Xeni, I’m sure, was just nice enough to spare the squares.