Can't sleep. Pork and beans boy will eat me.


48 Responses to “Can't sleep. Pork and beans boy will eat me.”

  1. Anonymous says:

    And He’s holding the spoon the wrong way..GOSHDANG!

  2. Anonymous says:

    you sure do have a purty mouth…

  3. Anonymous says:

    I have a feeling that if that were animated, he wouldn’t be eating it but just smearing it all over his face spoon after spoon while continuing to grin and stare into the camera.

  4. pentomino says:

    This one time, at Van Camp…

  5. GrumpySteen says:

    That image is now the desktop wallpaper on two of my co-worker’s computers.

  6. Axx says:

    The lighting…is he eating those pork and beans in Ironforge? Maybe he’s taking a snack while watching a funeral pyre?

  7. ill lich says:

    Of course pork and beans are evil. . . what you really want is a SANDWICH!!

  8. Anonymous says:

    He’s an evil cow”boy”. Seriously disturbing.

  9. arikol says:

    Looks like an evil, bean eating relative of Alfred E. Neuman

  10. Eric Ragle says:

    The little kid is seriously disturbing. And to think that I was looking forward to some baked beans at our Mother’s Day cookout this Sunday. Thanks Cory!

  11. PalookaJoe says:

    I’m scared, sarge!

  12. Felton says:

    Well, if they’re good enough for the son of the devil…

  13. weatherman says:

    Long Pork and Beans. Mmmm. Delicious.

  14. Anonymous says:

    “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Van Camp’s beans and a nice chianti…”

    • Anonymous says:

      omg.. i actually am a census taker, i went in to my local super market and a greeting card with sound had THAT when you opened it up.. so imagine my reaction when i have my census bag around me and im hearing this in public… i shat cinderblox.

  15. Gutierrez says:

    Let little Hanny Lecter enjoy his can of long pig and fava beans in peace!

    • Felton says:

      “Quid pro quo, mother. You get me a glass of milk, and I’ll tell you what I did with the cat.”

  16. johnnyaction says:

    …. right as I was about to fall asleep…


  17. dculberson says:

    They sure do start wearing makeup young these days.

  18. Cydonia says:

    This is like some kind of crazy serial killer kid. I know what he does with the bodies.
    “It’s not really pork and beans. IT’S YOUR PARENTS.”

  19. Adze says:

    In his earlier years, Eichmann started with the dutch oven.

  20. Teller says:

    Clearly he’s wearing the hat of the fly fisherman he gutted and now he’s eating his food.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Actually, what this picture says is: “If you thought I stunk the house out before, then wait until I finish this can of beans!”

  22. bruhinb says:

    “Hrm. Fine this way.”

  23. Michael Leddy says:

    “I love beans. Big, fat, hot juicy beans.”

  24. Teller says:

    And sister, that ain’t his hand propping up the bottom of the can. JM&J!

  25. Anonymous says:

    Thats not beans and pork. It’s MADE OUT OF PEOPLE

  26. Sea Daddy says:

    Little Eddie Gein says, “Mmmm, good”!

  27. Chuck says:

    I hate to tell you this, but those aren’t beans.

  28. Trent Hawkins says:

    looks like a young Freddy Krueger.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Keeping in mind how factory farm pigs are treated, anyone who eats pork should look this evil….

  30. Cochituate says:

    Looks like the little demon is eating the material removed from the brains of the victims of this week’s episode of FRINGE.

    I ain’t never goin’ to sleep now. The episode taking place in the forested misty land of TWIN PEAKS didn’t help matters very much…

  31. Anonymous says:

    Devilish little bastard got into the pork n beans again. Little Jimbo needs a but whoopin.

  32. Anonymous says:

    “What is that, bean juice?”

    “Yeah. Human bean juice.”

  33. odradek says:

    The original campaign failed even more:

  34. Chas44 says:

    Clearly, he’s illuminated from below by the fires of hell.

  35. Mitch says:

    Mommy that Devil boy is going to fart in my tent.

  36. paddyboy says:

    Knowing how factory farms treat pigs, anyone who still eats pork should look evil.

  37. figgdimension says:

    i likee!

  38. Anonymous says:

    “There’s a lot of things you’re gonna have no use for…”

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