By Cory Doctorow at 6:27 am Fri, May 7, 2010
Looks like an evil, bean eating relative of Alfred E. Neuman
The little kid is seriously disturbing. And to think that I was looking forward to some baked beans at our Mother’s Day cookout this Sunday. Thanks Cory!
I’m scared, sarge!
Well, if they’re good enough for the son of the devil…
Long Pork and Beans. Mmmm. Delicious.
Ha! Now that was a good one…
Long pork and fava beans, no less.
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some Van Camp’s beans and a nice chianti…”
omg.. i actually am a census taker, i went in to my local super market and a greeting card with sound had THAT when you opened it up.. so imagine my reaction when i have my census bag around me and im hearing this in public… i shat cinderblox.
Let little Hanny Lecter enjoy his can of long pig and fava beans in peace!
“Quid pro quo, mother. You get me a glass of milk, and I’ll tell you what I did with the cat.”
…. right as I was about to fall asleep…
They sure do start wearing makeup young these days.
Hah! Maybe it’s little Eddie Izzard.
This is like some kind of crazy serial killer kid. I know what he does with the bodies.
“It’s not really pork and beans. IT’S YOUR PARENTS.”
“Hrm. Fine this way.”
“I love beans. Big, fat, hot juicy beans.”
Little Eddie Gein says, “Mmmm, good”!
looks like a young Freddy Krueger.
I have to agree with Trent Hawkins. That kid even has the Freddy Kruger stripped shirt.
Looks like the little demon is eating the material removed from the brains of the victims of this week’s episode of FRINGE.
I ain’t never goin’ to sleep now. The episode taking place in the forested misty land of TWIN PEAKS didn’t help matters very much…
The original campaign failed even more:
Clearly, he’s illuminated from below by the fires of hell.
Mommy that Devil boy is going to fart in my tent.
And He’s holding the spoon the wrong way..GOSHDANG!
I have a feeling that if that were animated, he wouldn’t be eating it but just smearing it all over his face spoon after spoon while continuing to grin and stare into the camera.
This one time, at Van Camp…
That image is now the desktop wallpaper on two of my co-worker’s computers.
Used on an album cover
Of course pork and beans are evil. . . what you really want is a SANDWICH!!
Gah! Leave it to Beaver gone evil. I don’t want to know what’s on the sandwich.
I hate to tell you this, but those aren’t beans.
The lighting…is he eating those pork and beans in Ironforge? Maybe he’s taking a snack while watching a funeral pyre?
He’s an evil cow”boy”. Seriously disturbing.
Clearly he’s wearing the hat of the fly fisherman he gutted and now he’s eating his food.
And sister, that ain’t his hand propping up the bottom of the can. JM&J!
Thats not beans and pork. It’s MADE OUT OF PEOPLE
Devilish little bastard got into the pork n beans again. Little Jimbo needs a but whoopin.
you sure do have a purty mouth…
Actually, what this picture says is: “If you thought I stunk the house out before, then wait until I finish this can of beans!”
Keeping in mind how factory farm pigs are treated, anyone who eats pork should look this evil….
Knowing how factory farms treat pigs, anyone who still eats pork should look evil.
In his earlier years, Eichmann started with the dutch oven.
“What is that, bean juice?”
“Yeah. Human bean juice.”
“There’s a lot of things you’re gonna have no use for…”
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