By Rob Beschizza at 11:31 am Mon, May 17, 2010
Velociraptor suicide bomber. That’s pretty messed up. Of course one is also driving a jeep so *shrug*…
Also I would buy a Stegosaurus with a mounted cannon, that’s just common sense.
This must become a movie!
Completely agreed, this would be a truly epic movie.
Only acceptable review sound byte:
“This movie is reXXXcellent!!”
p.s. I would totally listen to Denim Volcano.
Considering how most real Hollywood movies are intrinsically offensive to the Taliban, not even just the ones with Arab terrorists, it’s kind of hard to imagine they’d notice a parody on a website somewhere.
In this movie, there would of course be the mandatory “raptor with a bomb strapped on it’s back, running towards the airport the president is about to land at, while our hero is riding/wrassling it, and trying to clip the red, no the blue, no the wait a second is there a tangerine wire with teal accents, only to have his wire clippers shot out of his hand at the last second and have to bite through the right wire while…” scene.
This movie must be made. There is simply no alternative.
Clearly making this movie is the clearest path to victory against the Taliban.
This is the most awesome thing I have seen today.
The Mad Mullah uses a radioactive dirty bomb and ancient Arabian Djinn summoning techniques to bring the Intelligent Dinosaurs -back-.
The raptor driving the jeep is the ‘good’ one: he can help our heros and die in the last reel. Of course he has a funny accent.
Juanita Di Campo has a tour de force performance kicking away the baby pterodactyls as the greater doom of the trudging stegosaur artillery brigade threatens to grind her bones into the dust. Brava, Ms. Campo!
The plot just writes itself. . .
Is Tim Curry playing the lead?
The movie they tried to taliban.
“I’ve had it with these mullah-funking dinosaurs on this mullah-funking jihad!”
Hey, is Craig Engler still around? Because, you know, this has gotta be better than Mansquito.
What is the symbolism behind the hero having three arms? (Throwing the punch/ Holding the Gun/ Holding the Booty)
These are the bad guys, right? Where are the brain boxes?
Looks like a turkish made film to me. :)
does no one else notice the hero has three arms?
Not only should it be made – it would go down in the talibannals of history…
Needs Samuel L. Jackson yelling, “I have HAD IT with these motherf**king velociraptors with these motherf**king explosive vests!”
Make it and they will watch it…. and add a burka sex scene, that would be gold, and you wouldnt see much, so it could still be a “M” and Chuck Norris must be i there somewhere
Thanks for all the kind words!
(Very reasonably priced) prints of Talibannosaurus Rex are now available – see http://myartshame.blogspot.com for further information!
I’m very curious abut the technical process behind filming a movie in “Heterocolor”… does the negative *exclude* the colors in the rainbow?
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