Blowgun woman: "I like to hear people say 'ouch'"

A woman admitted that she "liked to hear people say 'ouch'" and that was why she'd been driving around Stevens Point, WI with a blowgun, a slingshot, and a bucket of rocks, zetzing random people with various missiles:
One of the victims reported she saw the dart shot from a pipe sticking out the window of a black minivan. Police pulled the vehicle over at 9:30 p.m. and found a blow gun, a slingshot and a bucket of rocks inside.

Police arrested the van's driver, Paula Wolf, and said she eventually admitted to shooting the pedestrians. She allegedly told an officer that she "liked to hear people say ouch."

Wis. cops nab woman in blow gun shooting spree (via Lowering the Bar)


  1. *face palm*

    This could happen nowhere other than my little hometown. Way to stay weird, Pointski.

  2. I’m wondering what a professional psychologist would make of her. That sounds sort of like borderline psychopathic behavior. Of course, one line in a newspaper isn’t a basis for a real diagnosis. She sounds like she could be a fascinating case study, though.

  3. I am so jealous that she got to do that, minus getting arrested. I loved throwing things are people and seeing reactions. Snowballs at cars, who doesnt love that. She brought it too a whole new level with blowguns and rocks but I would have loved to see it. I know, sick, but I wont lie

  4. “This could happen nowhere other than my little hometown. Way to stay weird, Pointski.”

    It’s Wisc. We’re all mad here, and the serial killer rate certainly encourages the “The Dairy State Causes Psychopathic Behavior” hypothesis. ;)

    1. Must be something in the water. It’s probably the same thing that makes you like the Packers regardless of whether or not you like football.

  5. She should’ve stuck to the people who like saying “ouch”. I know they are out there.

  6. Way down south I get exposed to zero Yiddish, so it’s always a treat to me when I get to see it used. Zetzing is an awesome word.

  7. There are people in the world who like to say “ouch”. She should really meet some of them.

    1. That wouldn’t work. According to the old joke, when the masochist says, “Hurt me!” the sadist just says, “No.”

  8. I think this is an elegant demonstration of the difference between the sexes. Male psychopaths kill people.

  9. LOL, this reminds me of my misspent youth in the San Gabriel Valley. We had a fire extinguisher that was simply a pressurized tank of water. We’d drive around randomly soaking innocent bystanders!

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