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Schneier at the airport

Cory Doctorow at 4:34 pm Mon, May 24, 2010

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Security expert and sharp TSA critic Bruce Schneier clears security at an airport:
TSA Officer: A beloved name from the blogosphere.
Me: And I always thought that I slipped through these lines anonymously.
TSA Officer: Don't worry. No one will notice. This isn't the sort of job that rewards competence, you know.
Scene from an Airport

(Image: Patrick Smith)

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  • Talia

    A cute story. And a reminder that, no matter how gross their incompetence seems, TSA workers are just people too. Some of whom even frequently the same internet circles us ‘netizens do.

    The TSA gets demonized a lot (and with reason), but its still good to keep this in mind.

  • mox

    Am I the only one that sees a thumb pulling out of an orifice?

    • grimc

      I see a thumb being shoved in an orifice.

  • Xopher

    Does the phrase “sitting around with your thumb up your ass” mean anything to you? It’s a statement about the utter incompetence of TSA.

  • Anonymous

    No, that’s what I saw. I can’t stop laughing.. genius, pure genius! HAHAH!!