Comments on: Porn actor slash web designer suspected of slashing porn co-worker to death with "Samurai sword" http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html Brain candy for Happy Mutants Sun, 19 May 2013 02:25:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1 By: certron http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802567 certron Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802567 This would never make it as the plot of a movie, again proving that truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense. This would never make it as the plot of a movie, again proving that truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.

]]> By: Quiche de Resistance http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802845 Quiche de Resistance Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802845 With all respect to you "Cumfart Tsunami" fans out there, the correct terminology is dirtpipe milkshake. With all respect to you “Cumfart Tsunami” fans out there, the correct terminology is dirtpipe milkshake.

]]> By: Ugly Canuck http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802592 Ugly Canuck Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802592 Please, hold off on the cutting remarks. Please, hold off on the cutting remarks.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802852 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802852 Yeah. It's weird to read about a sword attack that doesn't involve Indiana or Hoosiers. Yeah. It’s weird to read about a sword attack that doesn’t involve Indiana or Hoosiers.

]]> By: Flashman http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802597 Flashman Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802597 He looks kinda like the Old Spice guy: <i>Look at your man. Now back to me. Anything can happen. I have a sword. </i> He looks kinda like the Old Spice guy:
Look at your man. Now back to me.
Anything can happen. I have a sword.

]]> By: uildaan http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802601 uildaan Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802601 dont worry, nobody is criticizing your cutting journalism. You excerpts always slice right to the heart of the story dont worry, nobody is criticizing your cutting journalism. You excerpts always slice right to the heart of the story

]]> By: Interrowang http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802606 Interrowang Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802606 It's amazing how exponentially more interesting this story becomes by his choice of weapon. It’s amazing how exponentially more interesting this story becomes by his choice of weapon.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802870 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802870 As a fellow web designer, I have to re-assess my career choice now because... you know... it's a slippery slope: first you're an innocent web designer, next thing you're a on-again-off-again porn actor, next thing you know, you're a samurai-sword-wielding murderer. As a fellow web designer, I have to re-assess my career choice now because… you know… it’s a slippery slope: first you’re an innocent web designer, next thing you’re a on-again-off-again porn actor, next thing you know, you’re a samurai-sword-wielding murderer.

]]> By: Xeni Jardin http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802615 Xeni Jardin Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802615 [ grooooooan ] [ grooooooan ]

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802629 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802629 Zeds dead, baby. Zed's dead. Zeds dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802632 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802632 <blockquote>He looks kinda like the Old Spice guy</blockquote> Maybe from the neck up. How do you break into porn with moobs? <a href="http://trueslant.com/susannahbreslin/files/2010/06/Samurai.jpg">Exhibit A</a> <a href="http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/02/25/alg_old_spice_isaiah_mustafa.jpg">Exhibit B</a>

He looks kinda like the Old Spice guy

Maybe from the neck up. How do you break into porn with moobs?

Exhibit A
Exhibit B

]]> By: Syd http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802643 Syd Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802643 According to the news report he was about to be fired for "inappropriate behavior". When "Cum Fart Tsunami 2" is part of your business plan what a fellow gotta do to be inappropriate? According to the news report he was about to be fired for “inappropriate behavior”. When “Cum Fart Tsunami 2″ is part of your business plan what a fellow gotta do to be inappropriate?

]]> By: grimc http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802648 grimc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802648 Ron Jeremy probably has some thoughts on that. Ron Jeremy probably has some thoughts on that.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802657 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802657 <blockquote>Ron Jeremy probably has some thoughts on that.</blockquote> Ron Jeremy started out as a pretty boy. <a href="http://www.ieweekly.com/site_images_upload/story/2007/11/12/booksronjeremy_.jpg">Exhibit C</a>

Ron Jeremy probably has some thoughts on that.

Ron Jeremy started out as a pretty boy.

Exhibit C

]]> By: grimc http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802660 grimc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802660 What the...wow. My entire worldview needs to be reassessed. What the…wow. My entire worldview needs to be reassessed.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802662 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802662 Google images first page has a full monty shot from when he was young. Google images first page has a full monty shot from when he was young.

]]> By: grimc http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802667 grimc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802667 I think being confused is enough for tonight. No reason to top it off with feeling inadequate. I think being confused is enough for tonight. No reason to top it off with feeling inadequate.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802671 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802671 Just think of him as a dick with a really tiny man attached to it. Just think of him as a dick with a really tiny man attached to it.

]]> By: grimc http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802676 grimc Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802676 Excellent advice, if I wasn't an actual really tiny man. You can stop helping now. I'm going to go corner the market on copies of Cum Fart Tsunami 2. Excellent advice, if I wasn’t an actual really tiny man. You can stop helping now. I’m going to go corner the market on copies of Cum Fart Tsunami 2.

]]> By: JoshuaZ http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802680 JoshuaZ Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802680 Rick, if I were told to predict how the word would have come up I would have expected something related to the cuckoo. Rick, if I were told to predict how the word would have come up I would have expected something related to the cuckoo.

]]> By: slates81 http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802685 slates81 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802685 #14 wins by a landslide (or tsunami, if you prefer). #14 wins by a landslide (or tsunami, if you prefer).

]]> By: Jack http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802699 Jack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802699 You know, I have never known anyone who has a Samurai sword who is not a loopy nut. It's the one thing I miss about not being in the midwest anymore: The news reports of drunken dinks getting into fights and hurting/killing each other with Samurai swords. Is there any blog devoted to folks hurting themselves with mail order weapons like this? You know, I have never known anyone who has a Samurai sword who is not a loopy nut.

It’s the one thing I miss about not being in the midwest anymore: The news reports of drunken dinks getting into fights and hurting/killing each other with Samurai swords.

Is there any blog devoted to folks hurting themselves with mail order weapons like this?

]]> By: Tynam http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802704 Tynam Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802704 For what it's worth, I know a lot of people with samurai swords who aren't loopy nuts. But then, I hang out with the medieval weapons / martial arts crowd at the Royal Armouries. These may not be representative of sword-owners in your area. For what it’s worth, I know a lot of people with samurai swords who aren’t loopy nuts.

But then, I hang out with the medieval weapons / martial arts crowd at the Royal Armouries. These may not be representative of sword-owners in your area.

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802710 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802710 God rest ye, merry gentlemen. Oh, tidings of cum fart. Enjoy! God rest ye, merry gentlemen. Oh, tidings of cum fart. Enjoy!

]]> By: IronEdithKidd http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802975 IronEdithKidd Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802975 @24: you got some links to back this assertion? I've lived all but two years of my life in the upper midwest. I've never heard of such things. Not saying it doesn't happen, I just want some proof that it does. @24: you got some links to back this assertion? I’ve lived all but two years of my life in the upper midwest. I’ve never heard of such things. Not saying it doesn’t happen, I just want some proof that it does.

]]> By: Jack http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802986 Jack Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802986 @33: Yes, I do. here you go! http://tinyurl.com/36cal9r @33: Yes, I do. here you go! http://tinyurl.com/36cal9r

]]> By: Anonymous http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-803247 Anonymous Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-803247 As is sadly the case with most sequels, "Cum Fart Tsunami 2" did not live up to the sublime creative genius of the original "Cum Fart Tsunami" and was roundly panned by critics as a cheap, hype-soaked, imitation. As is sadly the case with most sequels, “Cum Fart Tsunami 2″ did not live up to the sublime creative genius of the original “Cum Fart Tsunami” and was roundly panned by critics as a cheap, hype-soaked, imitation.

]]> By: Antinous / Moderator http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-803250 Antinous / Moderator Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-803250 Disappointingly derivative, given the seminal nature of the original work. Disappointingly derivative, given the seminal nature of the original work.

]]> By: Rider http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802497 Rider Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802497 "whose middle name, the LAPD confirmed in a phone call this afternoon, is Clancy" that is the oddest thing I have read in any article ever. “whose middle name, the LAPD confirmed in a phone call this afternoon, is Clancy” that is the oddest thing I have read in any article ever.

]]> By: Rick. http://boingboing.net/2010/06/02/porn-actor-slash-web.html#comment-802503 Rick. Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-802503 Never thought I'd read the word "cuckold" on BB. Never thought I’d read the word “cuckold” on BB.

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