Wash your Han S.

Artist unknown.

(29.media.tumblr.com via Bonnie Burton)

• [RevelryByNight]

  I see “Wash your Hans,” which irks the Star Wars purist in me.

• [Anonymous]

  Brilliant!

• [elricky]

  “Who you calling scruffy-looking?”

• [chrismoritz]

  I don’t know who the artist is specifically (though I have my guesses). But I CAN tell you where this is from.

  2nd floor men’s bathroom at Campbell-Ewald in Warren, Michigan, circa 2009. ;)

• [Brainspore]

  “Hans” or “Han S.”?

• [Manooshi]

  Cool poster! Maybe if I had this poster in my bathroom, I wouldn’t have had to fight with my ex about washing his hands? Oh well! Will be a good poster for my classroom, at least! Cheers!

• [sergeirichard]

  It never occurred to me before that “Han Solo” sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  Han shot first. Just sayin.

• [gwailo_joe]

  Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy!

• [Michael H]

  Wash your hans – you dont know where he’s been.

  • [bwcbwc]

    You wash your Hans and I’ll wash my Franz.

• [cjp]

  I was just thinking that Han in carbonite would make a great[URL=http://luxurylanesoap.bigcartel.com/product/solo-soap]soap[/url]

• [nanuq]

  I’m not sure I would have understood that poster without the helpful title to the post. One picture is not worth a thousand words.

• [cjp]

  Damn, link fail. Here it is.
  http://luxurylanesoap.bigcartel.com/product/solo-soap

  • [Antinous / Moderator]

    If you go to the Comment Policy page, you’ll see how to mask a URL under the Links section.

• [stosh machek]

  i went a german restaurant where the sign in the restroom read; ‘hans must wash employees before returning to work’ …glad i didn’t work there

• [hassan-i-sabbah]

  How Fucking old are we ?…Sorry for the language(antinious)..but ach fuck it!

• [NuOrder72]

  This reminds me of a BoingBoing posting from a year or two ago where someone had “tagged” a garbage can (swinging) door at McDonald’s. (y’know, the one that read, “THANKS!”) and they inserted a PERIOD between the letter “T” and the letter “H” so it looked like “T.HANKS!” (They also stuck a pic of Tom Hanks there as well…I thought it was pretty clever…)

• [pt0k]

  Wash your han*s could also refer to the T-shirt brand.

• [Itsumishi]

  Fucking genius.

• [Felton]

  I think my hands are getting cleaner. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur.