/ Rob Beschizza / 8:44 am Thu Jun 24, 2010

8 reasons to fear Steampunk

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  3. ouch! i entered “virtual worlds” in the subject box, hit the generate button and came up with a title of a blog post i actually wrote. uh oh.

  4. I tried it and got “8 ways AIDS can help you survive a plane crash”

    Wow. I have to admit, I would click on that.

  5. I would definitely want to read “Are Killer Robots Treated Unfairly in the United States?”

  7. Heh! I entered “lemmings,” and it gave me “8 outrageous frauds involving lemmings.” I guess bad things come in groups of eight these days.

  9. Haha! I opened the window again, and it showed “6 depraved sexual fetishes involving lemmings.”

  11. The reason there are not 8 ways to think like Glenn Beck is because it’s an oxymoron. (Pun intended.)

  12. making up these 8 reasons to fear steampunk.
    in no particular order:
    1. copper poisoning
    2. mustaches
    3. tesla coils
    4. bears in top hats
    5. haunted diving suits
    6. propeller blades
    7. whatever caused all the gasmasks
    8. cthulhu

    1. Not to mention steamburns. (No, I’m not talking about sideburns, but third degree burns from steam.) ;-)

    2. brilliant!
      the title thing is stupid, but these are 8 great reasons to fear steampunk.
      thanks.

  15. My company is now blocking sign ins.

    I liked my topic:
    8 ways Sex could help you survive a zombie outbreak

  16. It is quite awesome to put your own name in the box.

    7 things about Lester that are kind of gay when you think about it

    The evolution of Lester

    6 shockingly evil things about Lester

    How Lester is part of the gay agenda

    1. You’re right!

      8 ways felton could help you survive a zombie outbreak

      8 felton-themed Halloween costumes

      6 incredible felton hacks

      10 ways people have gotten rich exploiting felton

  17. “9 ways porn movies can help a total sissy survive in prison”

    I laughed at that for probably a lot longer than I should have.

  18. Phikus and the occult

    10 common misconceptions about Phikus

    6 bits of Phikus advice that will land you in the hospital

    8 ways Phikus has been involved in wars

    8 ways Phikus can help you survive a plane crash

    10 ways that civilization could collapse because of Phikus

    6 depraved sexual fetishes involving Phikus

    This is what Phikus looks like

    1. I wonder if there’s any crossover between the 6 sexual fetishes involving Phikus and the 6 involving lemmings I was informed of earlier.

      Anyway, if you’re the new Star Trek, let’s hope you’re at least better than Voyager. ;-)

      1. Lets find out. You bring the lemmings.

        Most of the time, I’m a little more Lost In Space, actually.

        1. Will do. I assume one can still gather up plenty of lemmings by standing at the bottom of a cliff holding a net.

  22. My favorite “awesome banana” generation:

    7 things awesome bananas have in common with unicorns

  23. I challenge anyone to write these up:

    7 things anal sex has in common with a unicorn

    7 ways prostitution could cure cancer

    8 ways men try using prostitution to get laid (hunh?)

    8 pictures of hot chicks and nuclear bombs

    meth by the numbers

    10 reasons why children should give you nightmares

  26. I’m really sad these don’t exist.

    * 10 ways that civilization could collapse because of killer robots

    * 8 unbelievable ways hipsters have been used by the military

    * 10 ballsy pranks involving zombies that failed miserably

    * 9 ways area 51 can help a total sissy survive in prison

  27. “9 ways oozing boils and blackheads can help a total sissy survive in prison.”

    “6 ways Hollywood makes wild monkey sex involving actual wild monkeys look ridiculous in movies.”

    Aw yeah.

  28. I’m having way too much fun with this.

    5 hacks for guidos

    7 things about Cthulu that are kind of gay when you think about it

    10 ways Satan can help you get a date

    7 bizarre ways Bing can kill you suddenly

    How the zombie apocalypse is part of the gay agenda

  29. Ok, I must tear myself away from this, but I leave you with one last generation:

    9 reasons why Oprah resembles a crazy roman emperor

  30. Fun with Linkbait…

    – 10 ways anal leakage can help you get a date
    – 10 reasons why Glen Beck should give you nightmares
    – 10 of the best hemeroid movies of all time
    – Top 10 secrets of ferrets
    – 6 incredible clown hacks
    – 7 things about Cliff Clavin that are kind of gay when you think about it
    – 8 ways lemmings could help you survive a zombie outbreak

    Well…my afternoon is now officially wasted.

  31. “8 ways men try using the large hadron collider to get laid”

    I want to read that. So far the LHC hasn’t got me laid once. Useless!

  34. This thing is crap- it only gives you the titles, you still have to write the articels yourself. Total rip-off.

  36. snicker. Using my meat space name, I came up with “9 Ways Paul can help a total sissy survive in prison.” This is a total fallacy, as I am that sissy.

  39. The evolution of vampires: http://rifters.com/blindsight/vampires.htm

    9 ways steampunk can help a total sissy survive in prison

    6 ways Hollywood makes steampunk look ridiculous in movies

    5 life lessons learned from steampunk

    Why steampunk sucks: myth vs. reality

    5 insane but true things about steampunk

    The 10 commandments of steampunk

    6 incredible steampunk hacks

    6 bits of steampunk advice that will land you in prison

    6 bits of steampunk advice that will land you in the hospital

    10 ballsy pranks involving steampunk that failed miserably — funny, I thought there’d be 12…

    10 ways steampunk can help you get a date

    8 ways steampunk could help you survive a zombie outbreak

    Why steampunk should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden

    I’m starting to see a pattern here. Still, very funny :-)

  41. 8 ways men try using a killer asteroid to get laid

    7 cynical ways politicians have exploited ukuleles

    10 reasons why ukuleles should give you nightmares

    10 ways ukuleles can help you get a date

    8 ways ukuleles can help you survive a plane crash

    8 myths about ukuleles that Hollywood wants you to believe

    The 10 commandments of ukuleles

    9 crazy ways that ukuleles are infiltrating pop culture

    10 awesome photoshopped pictures of ukuleles

    9 ways ukuleles can help a total sissy survive in prison

  42. 8 health care reform-themed Halloween costumes

    7 reasons why area 51 gets better with alcohol

    8 shocking ways that health care reform has appeared in porn

    10 ways that civilization could collapse because of reality TV

    7 reasons why internet memes get better with alcohol

    7 health problems associated with string theory

    How the gay agenda is part of the gay agenda

    8 unbelievable ways Wall Street has been used by the military

    It’s equally hilarious to Google the headlines and see what actually comes up.

  43. When I see sites like this, I always try to see how self-referential they can be. So “Linkbait Generator” as the subject gave me this:
    9 ways Linkbait Generator can help a total sissy survive in prison

  46. 7 ways Japanese subculture has perverted kitten

    Unfortunately, this one is probably true…..

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