8 reasons to fear Steampunk

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Anonymous

“6 depraved sexual fetishes involving Star Treck”

I’ll read that!
Felton

8 horrible lessons about BoingBoing that Hollywood teaches kids

Well, what are they? :-D
infinity

ouch! i entered “virtual worlds” in the subject box, hit the generate button and came up with a title of a blog post i actually wrote. uh oh.
jfdonohoe

I tried it and got “8 ways AIDS can help you survive a plane crash”

Wow. I have to admit, I would click on that.
Anonymous

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TM

I would definitely want to read “Are Killer Robots Treated Unfairly in the United States?”
- Felton
  
  Me too!
Bahumat

This is a joyful waste of time and a half. Oh goodness. :D
Felton

Heh! I entered “lemmings,” and it gave me “8 outrageous frauds involving lemmings.” I guess bad things come in groups of eight these days.
MikeM

7 bizarre ways Bill C-32 in Canada can kill you suddenly!
- Felton
  
  You should write out and publish that one.
Felton

Haha! I opened the window again, and it showed “6 depraved sexual fetishes involving lemmings.”
Talia

“Why medical marijuana should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden”

*quivers in fear*
Phikus

The reason there are not 8 ways to think like Glenn Beck is because it’s an oxymoron. (Pun intended.)
nekochan

making up these 8 reasons to fear steampunk.
in no particular order:
1. copper poisoning
2. mustaches
3. tesla coils
4. bears in top hats
5. haunted diving suits
6. propeller blades
7. whatever caused all the gasmasks
8. cthulhu
- Anonymous
  
  brilliant!
  the title thing is stupid, but these are 8 great reasons to fear steampunk.
  thanks.
- Felton
  
  Not to mention steamburns. (No, I’m not talking about sideburns, but third degree burns from steam.) ;-)
Anonymous

This one could be true:

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Anonymous

8 reasons that chocolate is the new Afghanistan
Anonymous

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I liked my topic:
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Doom-Kitten

7 ways Japanese subculture has perverted kitten

Unfortunately, this one is probably true…..
Lester

It is quite awesome to put your own name in the box.

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The evolution of Lester

6 shockingly evil things about Lester

How Lester is part of the gay agenda
- Felton
  
  You’re right!
  
  8 ways felton could help you survive a zombie outbreak
  
  8 felton-themed Halloween costumes
  
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Anonymous

“9 ways porn movies can help a total sissy survive in prison”

I laughed at that for probably a lot longer than I should have.
Anonymous

10 ways that civilization could collapse because of civilization
Anonymous

This thing is crap- it only gives you the titles, you still have to write the articels yourself. Total rip-off.
Phikus

Phikus and the occult

10 common misconceptions about Phikus

6 bits of Phikus advice that will land you in the hospital

8 ways Phikus has been involved in wars

8 ways Phikus can help you survive a plane crash

10 ways that civilization could collapse because of Phikus

6 depraved sexual fetishes involving Phikus

This is what Phikus looks like
- Felton
  
  I wonder if there’s any crossover between the 6 sexual fetishes involving Phikus and the 6 involving lemmings I was informed of earlier.
  
  Anyway, if you’re the new Star Trek, let’s hope you’re at least better than Voyager. ;-)
  - Phikus
    
    Lets find out. You bring the lemmings.
    
    Most of the time, I’m a little more Lost In Space, actually.
    - Felton
      
      Will do. I assume one can still gather up plenty of lemmings by standing at the bottom of a cliff holding a net.
      - Phikus
        
        If Annette will let you, why not?
      - Felton
        
        I can’t believe I misspelled my pet lemming’s name.
      - Phikus
        
        Yeah, but will she follow you off of Cliff?
Orky

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5 life lessons learned from steampunk

Why steampunk sucks: myth vs. reality

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6 incredible steampunk hacks

6 bits of steampunk advice that will land you in prison

6 bits of steampunk advice that will land you in the hospital

10 ballsy pranks involving steampunk that failed miserably — funny, I thought there’d be 12…

10 ways steampunk can help you get a date

8 ways steampunk could help you survive a zombie outbreak

Why steampunk should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden

I’m starting to see a pattern here. Still, very funny :-)
Anonymous

“10 ways AIDS can help you get a date”.

…nice.
Mantari

6 bits of binary programming advice… that will land you in prison?
Phikus

…And my favorite: 5 ways Phikus is the new Star Trek.

It’s all true.
BomberWaterfallSandwich

“7 things North Korea has in common with a unicorn”
Rich Keller

My favorite “awesome banana” generation:

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pj.mcnally

“7 things about espresso that science can’t explain”
Phikus

I challenge anyone to write these up:

7 things anal sex has in common with a unicorn

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8 ways men try using prostitution to get laid (hunh?)

8 pictures of hot chicks and nuclear bombs

meth by the numbers

10 reasons why children should give you nightmares
Felton

meth by the numbers

Methematics?
sfhock

Why my tattooed penis should scare you more than Osama Bin Laden

Yup..
Orky

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The 10 commandments of ukuleles

9 crazy ways that ukuleles are infiltrating pop culture

10 awesome photoshopped pictures of ukuleles

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Anonymous

I’m really sad these don’t exist.

* 10 ways that civilization could collapse because of killer robots

* 8 unbelievable ways hipsters have been used by the military

* 10 ballsy pranks involving zombies that failed miserably

* 9 ways area 51 can help a total sissy survive in prison
Anonymous

“8 ways men try using Alan Turing to get laid” So sad :(
Anonymous

“9 ways oozing boils and blackheads can help a total sissy survive in prison.”

“6 ways Hollywood makes wild monkey sex involving actual wild monkeys look ridiculous in movies.”

Aw yeah.
jeligula

snicker. Using my meat space name, I came up with “9 Ways Paul can help a total sissy survive in prison.” This is a total fallacy, as I am that sissy.
Phikus

I’m having way too much fun with this.

5 hacks for guidos

7 things about Cthulu that are kind of gay when you think about it

10 ways Satan can help you get a date

7 bizarre ways Bing can kill you suddenly

How the zombie apocalypse is part of the gay agenda
Phikus

Ok, I must tear myself away from this, but I leave you with one last generation:

9 reasons why Oprah resembles a crazy roman emperor
CurrentResident

Fun with Linkbait…

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Well…my afternoon is now officially wasted.
spejic

“Why gay people suck: myth vs. reality”

Ohhh yeah. I win.
human remains

“8 ways men try using the large hadron collider to get laid”

I want to read that. So far the LHC hasn’t got me laid once. Useless!
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It’s equally hilarious to Google the headlines and see what actually comes up.
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