What's your favorite dinosaur? Actually, that doesn't really matter because your opinion is just. plain. wrong., says comedian Dan Telfer. Included: A great reference to the differences between the Velociraptors you know and fear thanks to Jurassic Park, and actual Velociraptors, which had feathers and were a nice size for kicking. Pedantry can be fun!
Fair warning: Includes swear words. Some people may consider this inappropriate for small children and coworkers who act like small children.
(Via Tommy Bobo, who is awesome.)
Maggie Koerth-Baker is the science editor at BoingBoing.net. She writes a monthly column for The New York Times Magazine and is the author of Before the Lights Go Out, a book about electricity, infrastructure, and the future of energy. You can find Maggie on Twitter and Facebook.