Comments on: PRIVATES: action-packed reproductive health edu-game (in your naughty bits)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Sounds like the one from the London Ontario public health people.

It was linked here a while back.

By: Stefan Jones

Stefan Jones — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“We can’t go any farther sarge! Total blockage!”

“Aincha’ ever seen a tampon before private? Call the damn engineers and tell ‘em we got a job for ‘em!”

By: fairyhedgehog

fairyhedgehog — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That’s awesome!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

My word, this looks amazing!

By: simonbarsinister

simonbarsinister — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Did he just say a sex education game made by 4 Chan?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

14+ would be a recommendation. Obviously, as a parent, you have the right to make a judgment call to ignore the rating if your situation demands it…

By: CANTFIGHTTHEDITE

CANTFIGHTTHEDITE — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Is the “14+” rating for the game, advert, or both? I’m just concerned that kids that become sexually active at 12 will miss out on this valuable game. I wish they would learn everything from this game before they got to that point, rather than at the same time.

By: querent

querent — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i was 13. and i didn’t know shit. got lucky, though.

(my health ed teacher in high school (mississippi) was too embarrassed to talk to us about sex.)

By: Zac

Zac — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

0_0

By: Homeslice

Homeslice — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow! That’s quite clever!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

ok, could have done without the hitler reference, pretty far-fetched don’t you think?

By: hungryghost

hungryghost — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Oh! I can’t wait to play! I hope it’s easy enough for even me to play it.

By: Prairie Dog

Prairie Dog — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Cover me, I’m going in!

By: Sekino

Sekino — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

That looks really fun and weird!

I don’t get the 14+ warning though. Kids start being curious and scavenging info on sex way before they’re 14. Heck, my first sex education class was in elementary school, so I was no older than 10-11.

I find it amusing whenever I hear parents plan to have ‘the talk’ about sex sometime when their kid is 14 or 16. By then, the ‘kid’ has already had input from peers, the media, the noisy neighbours… Way to be very last in line!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

i dunno.. a game for teens that militarizes the inside of the vagina?

By: Cheaplazymom

Cheaplazymom — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Gotta say, I don’t get it. Kinda makes the vagina look like a sewer under construction. And who exactly is blasting away at all manner of stds? Hmmm. Smaller than sperm. Wearing condoms. I give up. And although condoms will give you a measure of protection against infection they do nothing to cure you of disease. And just for fairness, I hope there is a disgusting disease riddled penis. Not impressed.

By: hershmire

hershmire — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Invoking Hitler to scare kids about syphilis? Wow.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Shouldn’t that be *pubic* service games?
Or is it public cervix?

By: Zadaz

Zadaz — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

God I wish I had this when I was 12. (And yes, not “14+” that’s just dumb.)

When I was 12 sex ed was composted of two parts. The first was my parents signing the school permission slip with a great sense of relief. The second was the school showing movies that were so vague and abstract that I was led to believe that I had atypical misshapen sex organs until I managed to sneak a look at a Penthouse magazine a few years later.

This, compared to that is an entire universe of different and more effective. I’m sure my parents would be horrified.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Why no female marines? Seems strange.

By: noah django

noah django — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter”
“Privates is a twin-stick shooter”
“is a twin-stick shooter”

WAT?