Mark Frauenfelder at 10:02 am Wed, Jun 30, 2010
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I wish "Java 4-Ever" was a real movie. (Mildly NSFW content at approximately 2:40)
“Goddamnit!” – William Windows
“What are you boys doing?” “Just looking at some porn.”
the funniest part was the Windows shutdown tone when the kid announces he uses Java at dinner.
Yeah, bear in mind that this is from Norway, where they’re not as uptight about sex and nudity as the US is.
(And given that Scandinavian society has not collapsed into hedonism and debauchery, one can ask what the purpose of upholding these prudish attitudes are, anyway)
Anyway, I thought it was funny. In a geeky way.
I watched this with the sound off, and thought it was filmed in Minnesota!
That was truly epic. :-P
And safe for work.
Pfft all you high-level language users are a joke. The future is training thousands of monkeys (the simian kind, not the codemonkey human kind) at typewriters to write machine language!
After that I’m working on a way to get them to mine diamonds.
Wait no maybe this was a bad idea! Dear god, what is that he’s flinging?!
“After that I’m working on a way to get them to mine diamonds.
Wait no maybe this was a bad idea! Dear god, what is that he’s flinging?!”
Quick! Hide Bruce Campbell!
No, no, you’ve got it all wrong–coders that write in Perl are the ones getting laid. I have proof. And maybe some Python coders if they’d ever take a bath.
*runs and hides*
“Maybe some people, like me, work for an organization that cares for sexually abused kids.”
/missing the relevance
The relevance is that it would be completely inappropriate for one of those kids or one of my colleagues to find me watching something like that in my office. The NSFW tag allows me to avoid an inappropriate situation at work, and instead watch this clip (and the masturbating primates) at home. :)
Interesting lead in with an argumentum ad populum / appeal to spite. I’m not sure what it had to do with my original suggestion. I didn’t personally make C#, so I’m not taking offense (perhaps I should have said engineers similar me created C#).
I laud you for having made an educated decision to choose Java for the reasons you stated.
I hope you can agree, though, that some customers don’t care about vendor lock-in (or would prefer the perceived stability that a large corporation brings to the technologies they create); other options may work well, or better, for these companies than Java.
In the end, I feel you may have missed my point. By focusing on the “fact” that C# is simply a java clone (something I personally disagree with, given the latest release), you appear to have done exactly that which I was advising against: making categorical assumptions based on what is popular thinking.
To anyone still reading this thread… Look into each technology, and decide for yourself! If it’s Perl or LUA, LISP or VB, C or C++, Java or C#, more power to you!
that’s pretty much a standard “pair-programming” technique — helps spot errors in the code without a dedicated code review [and putting 5+ developers in a conference room for more than an hour*].
If only the U.S. were less prudish about things like this, we wouldn’t have so much buggy software forced upon the rest of the world.
*uh, yeah. Please don’t film that scene.
I am in love with ‘Scala Johansson’.
Excellent background music choices. Can anyone compile a list off the top of their heads?
Not off the top of my head and not complete:
1. Dead Already by Thomas Newman (American Beauty)
2. Revolution Now by Helloween
3. unknown movie soundtrack clip (repeats)
4. Happy Together by The Turtles
That movie would be awesome…back in 2002. Ruby version arriving in 3…2…
PS – NSFW content at approximately 2:40. Heads up would have been nice.
Probably more upbeat than Lilya 4-Ever.
The doggy-style programming made me laugh – but yes it’s probably is NSFW.
Depending on where you work, I guess the whole thing could be NSFW.
I thought the sex scene was rather distasteful. Made the trailer step from plausible to absurd.
I fast forwarded to the sex scene and stopped watching when it was over.
To some people yes, but I found that watching it with a sense of humor makes the doggy-style programming at 2:44 absolutely hilarious.
Although, persinally, might misspell “cout” a few times :-/
That was a fully clothed Pilates workout. You have a dirty mind.
That’s what SHE said!
As much as I like bashing MS, I just can’t stomach the thought that I have two choices in this world, Java or .NET. They both suck, .NET because it’s MS and Java well, because it’s Java.
Yes, I program in Java everyday. I long for the return of C++ in my life.
As for the sex, what? Yall haven’t coded while boinking a girl doggie style? Heathens! Of course C++ programmers do it with Class!
you long for the return of pointers? i think you’ve forgotten the reason we invented computers in the first place.
If you like Java, yet long for the return of C++… maybe you should give C# a try.
Don’t make decisions because of unfounded beliefs and what you’re told is ‘cool.’ Just as the video says… experiment for yourself and find your own path.
Fair disclosure: I do work for Microsoft. I just believe you should use the best tool for the job. C# has a lot going for it, and it’d be a shame if you glossed it over just because people like me created it.
Microsoft didn’t “make” C# … they ripped it off from Java. The whole damned industry knows it, and I’m sure most BB’ers are smart enough to know it too.
You say you believe in using the best tool for the job. Well, my job as a good engineer (and open-source author/advocate) is to maximize portability across different platforms, and to minimize vendor lock-in.
So for enterprise applications, the best tool for my job is Java.
Though I loathe Java, your comment is the only one with a legitimate argument for using it.
– Who’s There?
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3. “Requiem for a Dream” – Kronos Quartet
Microsoft programmers are nerdy and fat while Java programmers are hip and get laid. Wow…that’s some subtle commentary there. Sounds like someone is trying to be like Apple. *eyeroll*
Voltaire reportedly used his lover’s back as a writing desk. Which I have always found Epic.
Of course C++ programmers do it with Class!
No. No, they don’t. A language that allows you to do the obscene things that are commonly perpetrated in C++ is most certainly not any sort of OOPL.
If you don’t want to believe me for some strange reason, perhaps you might consider Alan Kay’s opinion, since he invented the term in the first place.
C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce.
Oh stop being such prudes “NSFW”? Where do you work – Christian Daycare Center?
Why is it ok in the US to see people shot to bits but not two people fucking? And you didnt even see anything!
I thought it was fun.
Maybe some people don’t want to get called into their HR office to answer to a complaint from a prudish co-worker. Maybe some people, like me, work for an organization that cares for sexually abused kids. Maybe there are many other reasons.
How, exactly, did those 4 letters ruin your enjoyment of the clip?
All your base are belong to Fortran.
I was just complaining about how Adobe turned actionscript from a nice fun easy language into a Java clone, so that it could take over the world just like Sun did.
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