HOWTO Make a Death Star Cookie

Here's a recipe from the out-of-print Darth Vader's Activity Book for scrummy and terrifying Death Star Cookies.

Death Star Cookie (via Neatorama)


  1. I had the Luke Skywalker activity book, there was a recipe for some kind of cornflake cookie, not sure why people on Tatooine needed cornflakes in their cookies.

  2. Looks like the backside of a shaved porcupine that´s been sitting on a rattan chair.

  3. in my minds eye, all I can see now is Darth Vader sat on the floor doing rainy day activities as it’s too cold to go and play outside…

  4. I can’t believe you took the high road and wrote “scrummy” instead of “crumb-y” or some variation of that pun

  5. That’s no Moon Pie…

    Which gives me an idea: make two of those, then sandwich some marshmallow fluff between them and coat the whole thing in chocolate. Then prepare to witness the power of this fully operational dessert treat!

  6. The weak point is a small thermal butter port, connected directly to the main reactor. If you fire a single torpedo down it, the whole thing should crumble.

    1. After that, they’ll make another one, which we’ll fly into and blow up while it’s baking.

  7. I used to make those when I was a kid. Not the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten, but it is from Darth Vader’s kitchen…

  8. Actually, I’m digging the 1977 Burger King Star Wars glass. I used to have that exact glass when I was a kid!

    1. I had it too! I remember using that thing on a daily basis till the paint came off from too many trips to the dishwasher.

      1. Wonder how much cadmium they had in ’em back then? I scored a complete set of ROTJ BK glasses off a friend of mine a few years back. They’re in excellent condition and way groovy, but the 1977 ones are my envy.

        As for the book, I seem to remember having it, but it must have gone the way of all flesh ages ago. I do still have most of my action figures and the first 18 issues of the Marvel comic book, though. So I’m geeky enough for my purposes.

  9. I’m soooooo tired of the Star Wars nostalgia. There. I said it. ::ducks flying plastic lightsaber::

  10. May have a bite of your fully armed and operational battle cookie?

    /funnier in mitch hedberg’s voice. try it!

  11. I remember making these as a kid. I am suffering an unreal nostalgia attack right now.

  12. A teeny bit of black food coloring in the dough would make a more color-appropriate grey cookie. In case anyone was askin’.

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