HOWTO Make a Death Star Cookie


28 Responses to “HOWTO Make a Death Star Cookie”

  1. robulus says:

    Belly button!

  2. Hagrid says:

    Actually, I’m digging the 1977 Burger King Star Wars glass. I used to have that exact glass when I was a kid!

    • biggswede says:

      I had it too! I remember using that thing on a daily basis till the paint came off from too many trips to the dishwasher.

      • Donald Petersen says:

        Wonder how much cadmium they had in ‘em back then? I scored a complete set of ROTJ BK glasses off a friend of mine a few years back. They’re in excellent condition and way groovy, but the 1977 ones are my envy.

        As for the book, I seem to remember having it, but it must have gone the way of all flesh ages ago. I do still have most of my action figures and the first 18 issues of the Marvel comic book, though. So I’m geeky enough for my purposes.

  3. Revisorius says:

    A teeny bit of black food coloring in the dough would make a more color-appropriate grey cookie. In case anyone was askin’.

  4. TCC says:

    It looks a little more like a Kurt Vonnegut cookie to me.

  5. TuesdayWeld says:

    I’m soooooo tired of the Star Wars nostalgia. There. I said it. ::ducks flying plastic lightsaber::

  6. rebdav says:

    I had the Luke Skywalker activity book, there was a recipe for some kind of cornflake cookie, not sure why people on Tatooine needed cornflakes in their cookies.

  7. PJG says:

    That’s no moon pie.

  8. mattiescramz says:

    omg i had that! i wonder if its in my mothers basement somewhere

  9. Grey Devil says:


  10. The Mudshark says:

    Looks like the backside of a shaved porcupine that´s been sitting on a rattan chair.

  11. That Evening Sun says:

    May have a bite of your fully armed and operational battle cookie?

    /funnier in mitch hedberg’s voice. try it!

  12. kidfunctional says:

    in my minds eye, all I can see now is Darth Vader sat on the floor doing rainy day activities as it’s too cold to go and play outside…

  13. Anonymous says:

    That was a good’un, but we prefer the ‘Wookie Cookies Cookbook’ :-)

  14. hadlock says:

    I can’t believe you took the high road and wrote “scrummy” instead of “crumb-y” or some variation of that pun

  15. BukaHobbit says:

    I remember making these as a kid. I am suffering an unreal nostalgia attack right now.

  16. Anonymous says:

    i’m pretty sure making that cookie would constitute copyright infringment

  17. tixeon75 says:

    The death sphincter?

  18. frogmarch says:

    That’s no Moon Pie…

    Which gives me an idea: make two of those, then sandwich some marshmallow fluff between them and coat the whole thing in chocolate. Then prepare to witness the power of this fully operational dessert treat!

  19. Nash Rambler says:

    The weak point is a small thermal butter port, connected directly to the main reactor. If you fire a single torpedo down it, the whole thing should crumble.

  20. jeligula says:

    The planet-busting death ray aperture looks like an anus.

  21. zipr says:

    I used to make those when I was a kid. Not the tastiest thing I’ve ever eaten, but it is from Darth Vader’s kitchen…

  22. Anonymous says:

    Still got that glass at my parent’s place in the china closet.

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