Jam infused with Lady Di's hair and other strange ingredients


14 Responses to “Jam infused with Lady Di's hair and other strange ingredients”

  1. kmoser says:

    All jam on this planet already contains remnants of dinosaur urine, albeit in minutely small quantities that have been naturally altered chemically to become their atomic constituents.

    Replace the phrase “dinosaur urine” with just about anything else and it still holds true for most jam.

  2. TuesdayWeld says:

    Great, wake up, coffee and toast, hair ball coughed up by, eh, ten a.m.

  3. dculberson says:


  4. Ugly Canuck says:


  5. cjp says:

    Yes, because royal locks of hair from Ebay are guaranteed to be the real deal. I would pay up to 25 cents for this jam, and that would be only for the ridiculous label.

  6. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Nothing says rare like sand from Egypt.

  7. Dawn deMom says:

    I’d rather eat TOE JAM, thanks…

  8. Anonymous says:

    How long until he releases the obvious Lisa Lisa Occult Jam?

    Seriously, 13 comments and I’m the first one to make a Lisa Lisa joke? Shit, that one practically writes itself.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “he jams have been through all the normal testing procedures to ensure safety”

    How does food that contains human hair pass safety testing?

  10. Anonymous says:

    Well, I do need a jar that size! I would be willing to pay ohhhh, about 10 cents?

Leave a Reply