Jesse Brown of the Search Engine podcast has just kicked off a new season of video installments. He sez, "It's called 'The Guru', and consists of the jargon contained therein was submitted to me by Search Engine listeners. They swear they've heard it all used in earnest!"
It's like blank verse composed by MBAs. The fact that some people get off on this phrasing is further proof of Rule 34.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.