Cow choreography set to electronic music by Cyriak

The latest music and choreography from British animator Cyriak = cows getting down. He writes: "No cows were harmed during the making of this video, though their future prospects probably aren't as optimistic." Video link.


  1. Having seen cows move, I can’t help but cringe whenever I see their legs. Cow joints shouldn’t do that!

    Anyone else with farm experience getting the same reaction?

    1. Never had that experience…but I always thought their legs looked impossibly spindly to hold all that weight. Then you get kicked by one and understand it’s no problem at all.

    2. Grew up on a cattle ranch in Idaho. Leg movements creeped me out too. They are sort of moving like they have four knees which they don’t.

      First, I thought this was cute…then creepy…then slightly hypnotic… then i wanted to consider a spherical cow.

  2. I, for one, welcome our new arachnobovine overlords.

    well, not really welcome…
    more like hide under the bed until my arachnophobia subsides

  3. Yeah, that wasn’t disturbing at all…

    Felton: Ok, but MAKE IT STOP!!! (Oh, and They Might Be Giants called. They want their sound back.)

    1. It. Never. Stops!!

      Heh. Would you believe I had to go to YouTube to hear what They Might Be Giants sounds like? I’m a little behind on this new “rock ‘n’ roll” music the kids are listening to these days. :-D

      1. …I had to go to YouTube to hear what They Might Be Giants sounds like?

        You are dead to me.

        1. Even if I liked what I heard?

          Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go check out this band called “The Beatles” someone told me about. ;)

  4. RealPlayer used to have an app with a cartoon sheep who would dance like this in time to the music, didn’t they? You could personalize it with different things like a bow or how many birds flew by, etc.

  5. Spider cow, spider cow

    Does whatever a spider cow does

    Shoots a web

    Instead of milk

    She’s the scariest of her ilk

    Look out! here comes the Spider Cow!

  6. While watching this my eyes began to stop focusing and the video rectangle began stretching to the right…help meee

  7. There is a fine line between “cute” and “ontology-peeling k-hole”.
    That is what I said. This shaves my dendrites.

  8. This is exactly the kind of trippy shit that the BBC is going to realise isn’t in it’s mandate any more. Enjoy it while you can, guys.

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